If college basketball programs were countries

[Class of '66 Old Fart 93,225]

The empire is crumbling under the current ministre des affaires lack of leadership and the queen is sitting on her tuffett eating her brie and drinking her bordeaux.  She needs to act and purge this charlatan as quickly as possible for the good of her realm.

[OliviaPope40 7,506]

The empire is crumbling under the current ministre des affaires lack of leadership and the queen is sitting on her tuffett eating her brie and drinking her bordeaux.  She needs to act and purge this charlatan as quickly as possible for the good of her realm.

Okay I will.

[ALASKA HOOSIER 11,356]

Off with his head

[OliviaPope40 7,506]

Off with his head

I call a meeting.

[OliviaPope40 7,506]

Good people it is time that I come clean and admit that there are some issues.

[JaybobHoosier 13,192]

Good people it is time that I come clean and admit that there are some issues.

 

Did the walls of Jericho come down again?

[OliviaPope40 7,506]

Did the walls of Jericho come down again?

Yes again

[ALASKA HOOSIER 11,356]

Yes!

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

As famous IU/Francaisman John Cougar Mellencamp once sang:  "WHEN THE WALLS---COME TUMBLING DOWN!"

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

We will have to discreetly smuggle Queen O and King Zeller out of the country if it gets any worse around here.  But---it's going to be hard to disguise a 7 foot tall king out in the countryside. Any thoughts on possible disguises!

[OliviaPope40 7,506]

We will have to discreetly smuggle Queen O and King Zeller out of the country if it gets any worse around here.  But---it's going to be hard to disguise a 7 foot tall king out in the countryside. Any thoughts on possible disguises!

When I read this I thought how are we going to accomplish the 2nd part.

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

We could load that tall guillotine you posted a picture of earlier on a horse-drawn wagon and cover it with a tarp and let you and King Cody stand on the wagon next to it and hide under the tarp. However, it would be a disaster if you and the King were captured so close to a working guillotine! Might get MESSY!

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Maybe we will destroy oooey--poo-faw tonight for our second victory in a row and all will be forgiven by the peasants?  NOT!

[OliviaPope40 7,506]

Maybe we will destroy oooey--poo-faw tonight for our second victory in a row and all will be forgiven by the peasants?  NOT!

Let's do what we must and can because quite frankly our best isn't enough.

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Surely we can beat the mastadons!  Isn't that like a prehistoric elephant?  old--big--and slow!

 

Viva La Francais!  Viva La IU!

[OliviaPope40 7,506]

I will say this I hate Notre Dame.

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Whoa! Queen O---that sounds personal!

[OliviaPope40 7,506]

Whoa! Queen O---that sounds personal!

I'm looking at that game with disdain even though it isn't football.

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Well---at least we're still better than the Mastadons!

[OliviaPope40 7,506]

Why all of these cupcakes?