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Magnanimous

If college basketball programs were countries

By Magnanimous, in Indiana Men's Basketball

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rebelhoosier848891    9,588

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Good hunting tonight Queen O!

 

A little close for comfort--but all the badger traps are now full.

 

The knights will fetch the hides.

 

The peasants will have a warmer winter with the coats they can make from all those Badger pelts!

 

The knights will defang the remaining badgers and make necklaces out of their teeth.

 

Speaking of teeth---let's get ready for BUCKY!

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rebelhoosier848891    9,588

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Great game today! All of IU/Francaisland pulled together to make it a miserable and failed invasion attempt by the Buckeyes.

Pursuant to Queen O's order---we surrounded O$U as soon as they arrived and took them out back to the Royal Woodshed.

And then a proper beating occurred. 

 

Hope the Suckeyes enjoyed their visit to BTown---we sure enjoyed having them in the woodshed!

 

Viva La Francais---Viva La IU!

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rebelhoosier848891    9,588

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King Codius Zeller of IU/Francaisland is finally getting healthy and had a great night as the Hornets beat the Hawks 107-84.  He started tonight as center and posted his second double-double of the season. King Z had 19 points (6-10 FG and 7-8 FT) and 10 rebounds.  He did all this in only 27 minutes.  It was great to see The King brilliantly represent our kingdom and hopefully he will start posting more double-doubles with increased playing time!

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rebelhoosier848891    9,588

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Queen O---we are happy to report you will be receiving a new fur coat for Valentines Day from the Royal Army made entirely of 100% gopher fur. It took awhile but our trappers were able to clear the Old Barn of its gopher problem.

 

5-0 start to conference.  Let's keep it up!

 

Viva La Francais!  Viva La IU!

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Queen O---we are happy to report you will be receiving a new fur coat for Valentines Day from the Royal Army made entirely of 100% gopher fur. It took awhile but our trappers were able to clear the Old Barn of its gopher problem.

5-0 start to conference. Let's keep it up!

Viva La Francais! Viva La IU!

On Valentine's Day, will we see the take over of one Valentine and his Spartan Army? Because I'd much rather have that than a fur coat.
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rebelhoosier848891    9,588

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Contact the cyber-security division of the kingdom.  We've been hacked and moved. How did we end up here???? It took me half an hour to track this thread down.  We don't even have an NFL team in IU/Francaisland! (We no longer claim the Colts)

 

The Illini are obviously engaging in cyber-warfare.  They have probably infected our computers with a virus to make all of us ILL. I hope they did not break the encryption on Queen O's personal files as we must zealously guard all palace secrets!

 

We must scap our game plan if it was on-line and come up with a new strategy.  Alaska and Royal Fart--get to work! Round up Calipari and Medema to help you as we need all hands on deck!

 

Illinois has been jealous since the bad hair days of Henson and they have "Assembly Hall Envy" as their Assembly hall is neither as big or as intimidating as ours.  Royal Chefs---squeeze the orange.  Orange Juice all around for breakfast this morning.  Let's peel them and beat the pulp out of them!

 

Viva La Francais! Viva La IU!

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rebelhoosier848891    9,588

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Well Done Royal Knights of The Roundball!  The Illini orange has been peeled--squeezed---and beaten to a pulp!

Lots of orange goo on the bottom of our shoes tonight!

 

Well done Medema catching that action shot of Crown Prince Crean above leading our knights into battle. I could have done without the dress and cleavage---but at least he is proudly carrying the IU/Francaisland battle flag! Queen O will have to talk to him about his wardrobe as that is not proper battlefield attire!

 

But all is good tonight.  6-0 in conference!  The peasants are heading to the pubs for a grand celebration. The Northwestern Kitty Cats are next.  Come watch The Assembly Hall turn into a giant bowl of milk and lure the kitties from the North into our cat trap.  Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty!

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