If college basketball programs were countries

[rebelhoosier848891]

Correction:  Change of Plans---in response to an outcry from the kingdom---Royal Fart and the Three Musketeers are being dispatched to Vermont Academy to check on Bruce Brown and secure a commitment. Because of the Daniels uproar---there is fear funny business is afoot with UM. Royal Fart tried to talk Queen O into letting him go to Miami for investigation but she nixed it.  I was surprised given how LARGE our recruiting budget is at IU/Francaisland! :biggrin:

[OliviaPope40]

Never question why this thread is still rolling.

[rebelhoosier848891]

Exiled to the OT forum.  We may be off-center --but are we really off-topic???

[OliviaPope40]

Exiled to the OT forum.  We may be off-center --but are we really off-topic???

The mods moved it.

[JaybobHoosier]

Sorry we moved it. We enjoy this thread and what you contribute to it, but we wanted to keep the basketball thread more designated to basketball. Keep posting away, Hova is picking his persona and picking his time to jump in.

[OliviaPope40]

Sorry we moved it. We enjoy this thread and what you contribute to it, but we wanted to keep the basketball thread more designated to basketball. Keep posting away, Hova is picking his persona and picking his time to jump in.

You will be spared.

[OliviaPope40]

The year is 2036 and the United States has just elected the first woman as President of the United States. .

A few days after the election the president-elect calls her father in Indiana and asks,"So, Dad, I assume you will becoming to my inauguration?"
"I don't think so. It's a long drive;your mom isn't as young as she used to be,we'll have the dog with us and my arthritis is acting up in my knee."
"Don't worry about it, Dad, I'll send Air Force One or another support aircraft to pick you up and take you home,and a limousine will pick you up at your door," she said.
"I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear?"
"Oh, Dad," she replied, "I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown custom-made by one of the best designers in New York."
"Honey," Dad complained, "You know we can't eat those rich foods you and your friends like to eat."
The President-elect responded, "Don't worry, Dad. The entire affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in D.C. and I'll ensure your meals are salt-free.Dad, I really want you to come."
So her parents reluctantly agreed, and on January 20, 2037, arrived to see their daughter sworn in as President of the United States.
The parents of the new President are seated in the front row. The President's dad notices a senator sitting next to him and leans over and whispers,"You see that woman over there with her hand on the Bible, becoming President of the United States?"
The Senator whispered in reply, "Yes I do."
Dad says proudly, "Her brother played basketball at IU."

[rebelhoosier848891]

The year is 2036 and the United States has just elected the first woman as President of the United States. .

A few days after the election the president-elect calls her father in Indiana and asks,"So, Dad, I assume you will becoming to my inauguration?"
"I don't think so. It's a long drive;your mom isn't as young as she used to be,we'll have the dog with us and my arthritis is acting up in my knee."
"Don't worry about it, Dad, I'll send Air Force One or another support aircraft to pick you up and take you home,and a limousine will pick you up at your door," she said.
"I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear?"
"Oh, Dad," she replied, "I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown custom-made by one of the best designers in New York."
"Honey," Dad complained, "You know we can't eat those rich foods you and your friends like to eat."
The President-elect responded, "Don't worry, Dad. The entire affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in D.C. and I'll ensure your meals are salt-free.Dad, I really want you to come."
So her parents reluctantly agreed, and on January 20, 2037, arrived to see their daughter sworn in as President of the United States.
The parents of the new President are seated in the front row. The President's dad notices a senator sitting next to him and leans over and whispers,"You see that woman over there with her hand on the Bible, becoming President of the United States?"
The Senator whispered in reply, "Yes I do."
Dad says proudly, "Her brother played basketball at IU."

 

You nailed it!  IU basketball is just different---special.
 

[OliviaPope40]

What does my schedule for tomorrow look like?

[OliviaPope40]

WANTED: a personal secretary to the queen

[OliviaPope40]

I have become team no sleep.

[rebelhoosier848891]

Well Done IU-Francaisland!   Queen Olivia dispatched me to let the kingdom know she thoroughly enjoyed her smoked barbecued blue jay wings for supper tonight. Well-Done (pun intended)!

 

Kudos to the palace Chef---you smoked them perfectly!  You smoked them REAL GOOD!  :biggrin:

[OliviaPope40]

Well Done IU-Francaisland!   Queen Olivia dispatched me to let the kingdom know she thoroughly enjoyed her smoked barbecued blue jay wings for supper tonight. Well-Done (pun intended)!

 

Kudos to the palace Chef---you smoked them perfectly!  You smoked them REAL GOOD!  :biggrin:

Now on to Maui. 

[rebelhoosier848891]

Now on to Maui. 

 

The weather is confusing me!  Do we pack Bermuda shorts or coats?
 

[rebelhoosier848891]

We have decided to fly to Hawaii using Air Francais Airlines and we have a big decision to make.  Our planes and bombers are going to be full of knights and peasants and fans and it's going to be a very long trip with lots of beans and beverages served. The long trip will require us to make at least one in-flight DUMPING of all of the waste from the bathrooms on our planes. The big question is over what campus would we most like to dump those wastes?  We will be flying over Omaha, Nebraska but poor old Creighton doesn't need anymore of a beatdown than they already received tonight. Thoughts from the Queen or the kingdom?

 

P.S. If only Lexington, Kentucky were on the way! :biggrin:

[rebelhoosier848891]

Alaska---you will lead the invasion on this one and we expect you to bring us regular reports---thesis or no thesis! :biggrin:

[OliviaPope40]

We have decided to fly to Hawaii using Air Francais Airlines and we have a big decision to make. Our planes and bombers are going to be full of knights and peasants and fans and it's going to be a very long trip with lots of beans and beverages served. The long trip will require us to make at least one in-flight DUMPING of all of the waste from the bathrooms on our planes. The big question is over what campus would we most like to dump those wastes? We will be flying over Omaha, Nebraska but poor old Creighton doesn't need anymore of a beatdown than they already received tonight. Thoughts from the Queen or the kingdom?

P.S. If only Lexington, Kentucky were on the way! :biggrin:

Omaha could use more.

[rebelhoosier848891]

Omaha could use more.

 

LOL. Omaha it is---we will dump the "dumps"!

 

No reason to let "waste" go to waste!

 

Open the hatches and look out below!
 

[OliviaPope40]

What do we know about Wake Forest? 

[ALASKA HOOSIER]

My fellow duchis. I have arrived and have infiltrated the local populace. I will be reconnoitering the battleground shortly. Have been delayed by the local libations. End of report.