If college basketball programs were countries

[Class of '66 Old Fart 87,182]

Is it time to assemble the Hoosier Knights of the Round Ball?  Have the galleons yet set sail on the Jordan River should the enemy attempt to breach our fortifications by water?

[OliviaPope40 6,883]

Is it time to assemble the Hoosier Knights of the Round Ball?  Have the galleons yet set sail on the Jordan River should the enemy attempt to breach our fortifications by water?

I like the way you think.

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Is it time to assemble the Hoosier Knights of the Round Ball?  Have the galleons yet set sail on the Jordan River should the enemy attempt to breach our fortifications by water?

 

Old Fart--we would be honored to have you join our merry band of misfits---I mean VIP's.  By the Power invested in me by Queen Olivia and King Zeller--I now appoint you Royal Knight of Bloomington. Of course, your title comes with imaginary land and imaginary basketball tickets. Queen Olivia will be calling you to the royal palace (and it is NICE) for your official knighting and your imaginary complimentary food and beverage basket. Welcome to IU/Francaisland--Royal Knight Old Fart.  You will be in charge of a select group of knights to protect the queen--the Hoosier Knights of the Round Ball.  They are kind of like the secret service and Navy Seals all rolled into one. We look forward to your service and any witty or not so witty banter that you choose to bring to this site! Rock On!

 

 

[OliviaPope40 6,883]

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

We also need someone to step up to be the head of the FCIA---The Francaisland Central Intelligence Agency.  Your mission will be to infiltrate the schools/countries of our competitors, especially UK, to spy and gather intelligence information on their player/armies and look for any scandals or wrongdoings you can expose to Queen Olivia and King Zeller.  We are especially interested in any unusual recruiting activities you spot and any jokes you can post about their school/country would be appreciated.  Any takers?

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

 

Royal Knight Old Fart---now that you have been knighted---your first mission---should you choose to accept it---is to take 3 of your best knights and head out west to Overland High School to make sure Davis commits to IU tomorrow.  And--if I were you, I would not come back without a signed letter of intent, as Queen Olivia has been known to use that sword for more than knighting.  God Speed!
 

[OliviaPope40 6,883]

I apologize ahead of time to the mods for this one.

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

News from the Battlefield---King Codius Zeller has been leading the expansion of our brand in North Carolina and his excellency achieved a major victory tonight when he scored 12 points and added 4 rebounds to lead our colony in Charlotte (the Hornets) to a 95-93 victory over the Knicks!  Our all-powerful king scored the game winning field goal with 00.6 left on the clock.  I am sure Queen Olivia will be cueing the video soon! Viva La Francais! Viva La IU!

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

I apologize ahead of time to the mods for this one.

 

We will be banned before sunrise!
 

[OliviaPope40 6,883]

News from the Battlefield---King Codius Zeller has been leading the expansion of our brand in North Carolina and his excellency achieved a major victory tonight when he scored 12 points and added 4 rebounds to lead our colony in Charlotte (the Hornets) to a 95-93 victory over the Knicks!  Our all-powerful king scored the game winning field goal with 00.6 left on the clock.  I am sure Queen Olivia will be cueing the video soon! Viva La Francais! Viva La IU!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUOOdq5--tU

:clapping:

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUOOdq5--tU

:clapping:

 

I gotta say--The King's got game!
 

[OliviaPope40 6,883]

I gotta say--The King's got game!
 

I have two things to worry about.

[Class of '66 Old Fart 87,182]

We also need someone to step up to be the head of the FCIA---The Francaisland Central Intelligence Agency.  Your mission will be to infiltrate the schools/countries of our competitors, especially UK, to spy and gather intelligence information on their player/armies and look for any scandals or wrongdoings you can expose to Queen Olivia and King Zeller.  We are especially interested in any unusual recruiting activities you spot and any jokes you can post about their school/country would be appreciated.  Any takers?

Gather intelligence at pUKe!  Ye must be trying out for Court Jester.

[Class of '66 Old Fart 87,182]

Royal Knight Old Fart---now that you have been knighted---your first mission---should you choose to accept it---is to take 3 of your best knights and head out west to Overland High School to make sure Davis commits to IU tomorrow.  And--if I were you, I would not come back without a signed letter of intent, as Queen Olivia has been known to use that sword for more than knighting.  God Speed!
 

 

[Gasp!]  [Shudder!]  Surely good Queen Olivia would not resort to the Caitlyn Jenner.  I'm not sure how Lady Old Fart might respond.

[OliviaPope40 6,883]

[Gasp!]  [Shudder!]  Surely good Queen Olivia would not resort to the Caitlyn Jenner.  I'm not sure how Lady Old Fart might respond.

Oh no no I wouldn't do that.

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Royal Knight Old Fart--you better just get the Davis commit today so we don't have to worry about Queen O's next move!  She's very fair ---but she is very demanding!

[Naturalhoosier 15,466]

I think Royal Fart has a nice resounding tone to it.

[OliviaPope40 6,883]

Anybody have a medical degree?

[Class of '66 Old Fart 87,182]

Anybody have a medical degree?

I don't but I have slept at a Holiday Inn Express.

[Class of '66 Old Fart 87,182]

Royal Knight Old Fart---now that you have been knighted---your first mission---should you choose to accept it---is to take 3 of your best knights and head out west to Overland High School to make sure Davis commits to IU tomorrow.  And--if I were you, I would not come back without a signed letter of intent, as Queen Olivia has been known to use that sword for more than knighting.  God Speed!
 

Pleased to report that my mission has been successfully accomplished.