If college basketball programs were countries

[ALASKA HOOSIER 11,329]

YES MAAAAAAAAMMMMM!

[OliviaPope40 7,443]

I just realized I need a personal assistant rebel can you put something out.

[ou812dude 3,326]

I just realized I need a personal assistant rebel can you put something out.

you need a personal assistant rebel?

or

a personal assistant, rebel?

 

those commas...

they mean all the difference...

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

I just realized I need a personal assistant rebel can you put something out.

 

Yes and yes!
 

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

HELP WANTED: Queen Olivia Pope the 40th of Francais/IU is now accepting applications for a personal assistant.  The applicant must be a quick learner with a good sense of humor and an avid Indiana Hoosier and Charlotte Hornet fan. Time management skills are crucial as the applicant will have to assist Queen O in scheduling and handling a busy itinerary. Due to recent events involving terrorism ---training in personal security and protection is required-----past experience with the CIA or Secret Service is preferred. All applicants must be trained in the martial arts and have the ability to diffuse bombs.  Computer programming experience is also desired----especially the ability to coordinate with satellites and reprogram our country's nuclear weapons arsenal to target Lexington, Kentucky as needed.  References are required and will be checked.

 

Is this what you had in mind Queen O? 

 

Any takers?

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Je Suis IU ! :biggrin:

[OliviaPope40 7,443]

HELP WANTED: Queen Olivia Pope the 40th of Francais/IU is now accepting applications for a personal assistant.  The applicant must be a quick learner with a good sense of humor and an avid Indiana Hoosier and Charlotte Hornet fan. Time management skills are crucial as the applicant will have to assist Queen O in scheduling and handling a busy itinerary. Due to recent events involving terrorism ---training in personal security and protection is required-----past experience with the CIA or Secret Service is preferred. All applicants must be trained in the martial arts and have the ability to diffuse bombs.  Computer programming experience is also desired----especially the ability to coordinate with satellites and reprogram our country's nuclear weapons arsenal to target Lexington, Kentucky as needed.  References are required and will be checked.

 

Is this what you had in mind Queen O? 

 

Any takers?

Yes this is what I had in mind.

[HoosierCoop 4,159]

HELP WANTED: Queen Olivia Pope the 40th of Francais/IU is now accepting applications for a personal assistant.  The applicant must be a quick learner with a good sense of humor and an avid Indiana Hoosier and Charlotte Hornet fan. Time management skills are crucial as the applicant will have to assist Queen O in scheduling and handling a busy itinerary. Due to recent events involving terrorism ---training in personal security and protection is required-----past experience with the CIA or Secret Service is preferred. All applicants must be trained in the martial arts and have the ability to diffuse bombs.  Computer programming experience is also desired----especially the ability to coordinate with satellites and reprogram our country's nuclear weapons arsenal to target Lexington, Kentucky as needed.  References are required and will be checked.

 

Is this what you had in mind Queen O? 

 

Any takers?

Jaybob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OliviaPope40 7,443]

Jaybob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Any takers yet---Queen O?

[OliviaPope40 7,443]

Any takers yet---Queen O?

No not yet.

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Maybe ---- they are afraid of you?

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Or---maybe the job description is too intimidating?

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Or---more likely---they all think we have lost our minds! :yes:

[OliviaPope40 7,443]

Or---more likely---they all think we have lost our minds! :yes:

That could be true but I think it could be the fact that I run a very tight ship.

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

I'm still waiting to see if La Commandant Shake has figured out what a "nittany" lion is and how we defeat one?

[ALASKA HOOSIER 11,329]

Because of hackers breaking in to the Department of Defense, i have been afraid to post our "Super-secret" operational framework for the Penn State "kittie-kats". I feel our security measures are strict enough to protect our plan, so i'm free to release to the corps.

1. Tre-buchets relentless long-range bombardment will result in utter destruction.

2. Targeting prioritization of their only possible threat. My spies have determined that they have only one offensive capability and this must be neutralized in order for their attack to be degraded.

3. We are in dire need of a morale boost for one our main battle tanks. I propose we commit that force early to bring back operational capability and then augment with the smaller, yet efficient tank who has provided valuable motivation yet unproven capability.

Finally: once our dominance has been proven, we will release our Priller to dismantle what is left of their resolve.

pending your objections, this is THE plan.

[OliviaPope40 7,443]

Because of hackers breaking in to the Department of Defense, i have been afraid to post our "Super-secret" operational framework for the Penn State "kittie-kats". I feel our security measures are strict enough to protect our plan, so i'm free to release to the corps.

1. Tre-buchets relentless long-range bombardment will result in utter destruction.

2. Targeting prioritization of their only possible threat. My spies have determined that they have only one offensive capability and this must be neutralized in order for their attack to be degraded.

3. We are in dire need of a morale boost for one our main battle tanks. I propose we commit that force early to bring back operational capability and then augment with the smaller, yet efficient tank who has provided valuable motivation yet unproven capability.

Finally: once our dominance has been proven, we will release our Priller to dismantle what is left of their resolve.

pending your objections, this is THE plan.

It is sad to see that the coaches never use Priller.

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

Because of hackers breaking in to the Department of Defense, i have been afraid to post our "Super-secret" operational framework for the Penn State "kittie-kats". I feel our security measures are strict enough to protect our plan, so i'm free to release to the corps.

1. Tre-buchets relentless long-range bombardment will result in utter destruction.

2. Targeting prioritization of their only possible threat. My spies have determined that they have only one offensive capability and this must be neutralized in order for their attack to be degraded.

3. We are in dire need of a morale boost for one our main battle tanks. I propose we commit that force early to bring back operational capability and then augment with the smaller, yet efficient tank who has provided valuable motivation yet unproven capability.

Finally: once our dominance has been proven, we will release our Priller to dismantle what is left of their resolve.

pending your objections, this is THE plan.

 

Great plan!
 

[rebelhoosier848891 9,588]

So---Shake-----I think I've got it ---a nittany lion is a kitty cat and the plan is to put Yogi on Newbill----let the rest of them shoot----and run them out of the gym?

 

I like it!