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HELP WANTED: Queen Olivia Pope the 40th of Francais/IU is now accepting applications for a personal assistant.  The applicant must be a quick learner with a good sense of humor and an avid Indiana Hoosier and Charlotte Hornet fan. Time management skills are crucial as the applicant will have to assist Queen O in scheduling and handling a busy itinerary. Due to recent events involving terrorism ---training in personal security and protection is required-----past experience with the CIA or Secret Service is preferred. All applicants must be trained in the martial arts and have the ability to diffuse bombs.  Computer programming experience is also desired----especially the ability to coordinate with satellites and reprogram our country's nuclear weapons arsenal to target Lexington, Kentucky as needed.  References are required and will be checked.

 

Is this what you had in mind Queen O? 

 

Any takers?

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HELP WANTED: Queen Olivia Pope the 40th of Francais/IU is now accepting applications for a personal assistant.  The applicant must be a quick learner with a good sense of humor and an avid Indiana Hoosier and Charlotte Hornet fan. Time management skills are crucial as the applicant will have to assist Queen O in scheduling and handling a busy itinerary. Due to recent events involving terrorism ---training in personal security and protection is required-----past experience with the CIA or Secret Service is preferred. All applicants must be trained in the martial arts and have the ability to diffuse bombs.  Computer programming experience is also desired----especially the ability to coordinate with satellites and reprogram our country's nuclear weapons arsenal to target Lexington, Kentucky as needed.  References are required and will be checked.

 

Is this what you had in mind Queen O? 

 

Any takers?

Yes this is what I had in mind.

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HELP WANTED: Queen Olivia Pope the 40th of Francais/IU is now accepting applications for a personal assistant.  The applicant must be a quick learner with a good sense of humor and an avid Indiana Hoosier and Charlotte Hornet fan. Time management skills are crucial as the applicant will have to assist Queen O in scheduling and handling a busy itinerary. Due to recent events involving terrorism ---training in personal security and protection is required-----past experience with the CIA or Secret Service is preferred. All applicants must be trained in the martial arts and have the ability to diffuse bombs.  Computer programming experience is also desired----especially the ability to coordinate with satellites and reprogram our country's nuclear weapons arsenal to target Lexington, Kentucky as needed.  References are required and will be checked.

 

Is this what you had in mind Queen O? 

 

Any takers?

Jaybob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Because of hackers breaking in to the Department of Defense, i have been afraid to post our "Super-secret" operational framework for the Penn State "kittie-kats". I feel our security measures are strict enough to protect our plan, so i'm free to release to the corps.

1. Tre-buchets relentless long-range bombardment will result in utter destruction.

2. Targeting prioritization of their only possible threat. My spies have determined that they have only one offensive capability and this must be neutralized in order for their attack to be degraded.

3. We are in dire need of a morale boost for one our main battle tanks. I propose we commit that force early to bring back operational capability and then augment with the smaller, yet efficient tank who has provided valuable motivation yet unproven capability.

Finally: once our dominance has been proven, we will release our Priller to dismantle what is left of their resolve.

pending your objections, this is THE plan.

Posted

Because of hackers breaking in to the Department of Defense, i have been afraid to post our "Super-secret" operational framework for the Penn State "kittie-kats". I feel our security measures are strict enough to protect our plan, so i'm free to release to the corps.

1. Tre-buchets relentless long-range bombardment will result in utter destruction.

2. Targeting prioritization of their only possible threat. My spies have determined that they have only one offensive capability and this must be neutralized in order for their attack to be degraded.

3. We are in dire need of a morale boost for one our main battle tanks. I propose we commit that force early to bring back operational capability and then augment with the smaller, yet efficient tank who has provided valuable motivation yet unproven capability.

Finally: once our dominance has been proven, we will release our Priller to dismantle what is left of their resolve.

pending your objections, this is THE plan.

It is sad to see that the coaches never use Priller.

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Because of hackers breaking in to the Department of Defense, i have been afraid to post our "Super-secret" operational framework for the Penn State "kittie-kats". I feel our security measures are strict enough to protect our plan, so i'm free to release to the corps.

1. Tre-buchets relentless long-range bombardment will result in utter destruction.

2. Targeting prioritization of their only possible threat. My spies have determined that they have only one offensive capability and this must be neutralized in order for their attack to be degraded.

3. We are in dire need of a morale boost for one our main battle tanks. I propose we commit that force early to bring back operational capability and then augment with the smaller, yet efficient tank who has provided valuable motivation yet unproven capability.

Finally: once our dominance has been proven, we will release our Priller to dismantle what is left of their resolve.

pending your objections, this is THE plan.

 

Great plan!
 

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