I'll tell you what. If money is the problem, hire me for a year. I'll coach them for min wage and an apartment by Nicks. I'll keep guys like Roberts on staff, and we'll run an up tempo offense which will attract the recruits. I'll guarantee wins against the likes of Rutgers and Northwestern -- we'll run them out of the building. Hell I'll even get new uniforms for the team and the cheer leaders to satisfy some of you all. We'll have a blast and at least be fun to watch. When the right guy is ready, I'll gladly step aside and hand him the reins. My buyout -- $1 and a pitcher of beer at Roys. We may not be any better record wise, but we won't be fading into oblivion either. :)