If college basketball programs were countries

[OliviaPope40]

Royal Fart has worn EIU out-----now comes the Brawl In The Hall!  Almost game time.  Queen Olivia has given the team a pre-game pep talk. She told the team this is our house! No way an Ohio Valley team comes into our place starting 2 freshmen and posts a W. Our  bombadiers are ready to execute Alaska's game plan and release the --3333333333333333333333333's !

On the NBA front my sources tell me that the king is not playing.

[rebelhoosier848891]

Physical therapy today must not have worked!

[OliviaPope40]

Physical therapy today must not have worked!

I don't know what happened.

[rebelhoosier848891]

Tip time!  Be on guard royal knights!  It is Friday The 13th and Francais has some bad history on this date---remember when all the Knights Templar were killed. Protect the Queen---save the homeland---watch your backs!

[rebelhoosier848891]

Well Done Crown Prince Crean and our IU/Francais Hoosiers!  The Queen is quite pleased and will be holding a post-war rally at the Arc de Triumphe/Sample Gates with a procession to follow down Kirkwood. The win was so beautiful--if it were a painting we would have to hang it proudly with the Rembrandts and Michaelangelos in the Louvre/IU Art Museum. The small village of EIU will never mess with us again! Queen Olivia will address her royal subjects soon! Viva La Francais! Viva La IU!

[OliviaPope40]

Well Done Crown Prince Crean and our IU/Francais Hoosiers!  The Queen is quite pleased and will be holding a post-war rally at the Arc de Triumphe/Sample Gates with a procession to follow down Kirkwood. The win was so beautiful--if it were a painting we would have to hang it proudly with the Rembrandts and Michaelangelos in the Louvre/IU Art Museum. The small village of EIU will never mess with us again! Queen Olivia will address her royal subjects soon! Viva La Francais! Viva La IU!

Get ready for the next one.

[rebelhoosier848891]

Get ready for the next one.

 

I will summons Alaska to the situation room and get to work.  Who do you want Royal Fart to recruit next.  Some think De'Ron committed to us because his first name sounds French.  We must show the other kingdoms that our recruiting success is not luck and build on our success.  Should we go all in on Rawle Alkins or Brown or Thon? 
 

[OliviaPope40]

I will summons Alaska to the situation room and get to work.  Who do you want Royal Fart to recruit next.  Some think De'Ron committed to us because his first name sounds French.  We must show the other kingdoms that our recruiting success is not luck and build on our success.  Should we go all in on Rawle Alkins or Brown or Thon? 
 

Rawle and Thon.

[rebelhoosier848891]

Rawle and Thon.

 

On it.  I will dispatch Royal Fart with our three finest knights--The Three Musketeers! 
 

[OliviaPope40]

On it.  I will dispatch Royal Fart with our three finest knights--The Three Musketeers! 
 

Sounds good.

[rebelhoosier848891]

Queen Olivia tells me we have had some recent visitors to the thread who may not be cultured or familiar with our language so I am going to start teaching you Francais by giving you the IU/Francaisland word of the day! Today's public service announcement is brought to you by the Eiffel Tower Associates---one of the world's tallest free-standing metal towers and the world's best place to enjoy a view --except during a lightning storm!  :o

 

Today's word of the day:  OUI  OUI

 

What does it mean? 

 

Answer: No--it's not what some of you perverts think!  Oui Oui means Yes Yes.

 

Using it in a sentence. Question: Who do we play next--Austin Peay?  Answer: Oui Oui Austin Peay!

 

Stay tuned for your next Francais/IU word of the day!

[OliviaPope40]

Queen Olivia tells me we have had some recent visitors to the thread who may not be cultured or familiar with our language so I am going to start teaching you Francais by giving you the IU/Francaisland word of the day! Today's public service announcement is brought to you by the Eiffel Tower Associates---one of the world's tallest free-standing metal towers and the world's best place to enjoy a view --except during a lightning storm!  :o

 

Today's word of the day:  OUI  OUI

 

What does it mean? 

 

Answer: No--it's not what some of you perverts think!  Oui Oui means Yes Yes.

 

Using it in a sentence. Question: Who do we play next--Austin Peay?  Answer: Oui Oui Austin Peay!

 

Stay tuned for your next Francais/IU word of the day!

Nice

[rebelhoosier848891]

Dearest Queen Olivia: News from our Southern Front: We are concerned about the health of our next opponent--Austin Peay. We sent an advance scout team to their stadium for one of their exhibition games and the crowd was chanting "Let's Go Peay"!  We are not exactly sure but it could be a bladder or prostate issue. Will keep you updated. Rebel.

[OliviaPope40]

Dearest Queen Olivia: News from our Southern Front: We are concerned about the health of our next opponent--Austin Peay. We sent an advance scout team to their stadium for one of their exhibition games and the crowd was chanting "Let's Go Peay"!  We are not exactly sure but it could be a bladder or prostate issue. Will keep you updated. Rebel.

Thanks. 

[OliviaPope40]

Shouldn't the crowned prince be the child of the rulers?

[rebelhoosier848891]

It is important that we have a great battle record this year. There is discontent in the villages because many of the peasants miss how good times were under Dictator Bobius Knightus. I suggest we find him wherever he may be exiled and bring him back to honor his achievements in The Hall with you and King Cody. We could erect a large statue of him outside The Hall or name something after him. What are your thoughts?

[rebelhoosier848891]

Shouldn't the crowned prince be the child of the rulers?

 

I just never thought it was appropriate to ask such personal questions of royalty.
 

[OliviaPope40]

It is important that we have a great battle record this year. There is discontent in the villages because many of the peasants miss how good times were under Dictator Bobius Knightus. I suggest we find him wherever he may be exiled and bring him back to honor his achievements in The Hall with you and King Cody. We could erect a large statue of him outside The Hall or name something after him. What are your thoughts?

Ask the rest of the council. 

[OliviaPope40]

I just never thought it was appropriate to ask such personal questions of royalty.
 

Ah good morales.

[rebelhoosier848891]

Thank you. If you wish to enter a royal decree about the royal lineage--I will leave that to you.  It is none of my business. As far as I am concerned, what happens at the palace--stays at the palace!