Behemoth HR by Encarnacion

[JSHoosier 19,825]

Edwin Encarnacion hit one over the Green Monster at Fenway that hit a billboard ACROSS THE STREET.  I mean the dimensions at that place are a joke so the Green Monster is 10 feet behind shortstop but s***.

 

http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/69808956/v33010887/torbos-encarnacion-clears-the-monster-with-a-blast

[ou812dude 3,326]

tried to find the link...but can't...

but Torii Hunter owned the Green Monster this week as well...

and not only that, but managed to miss every car in the parking lot...so kudos to him for that...

 

and...Detroit is looking pretty damn awesome as they swept the BoSox for the first time since 1980something at Boston...

[JSHoosier 19,825]

tried to find the link...but can't...

but Torii Hunter owned the Green Monster this week as well...

and not only that, but managed to miss every car in the parking lot...so kudos to him for that...

 

and...Detroit is looking pretty damn awesome as they swept the BoSox for the first time since 1980something at Boston...

The stupid wall built David Ortiz's career.  Well that and steroids.

 

I hate that park.  If that wall wasn't 35 feet tall a pop up to short would have a chance of leaving, right field is actually shorter than the short porch in Yankee Stadium, and that random triangle in center.  It's a joke.

[ou812dude 3,326]

JS?

 

are you like me?

 

in that we hate all things Boston???

 

let's do the checklist...

 

I hate the Red Sox

I hate the Celtics

I hate the Patriots

I hate the Bruins

I hate Cape Cod

I hate Jimmy Fallon

I hate Cheers

I hate Sam Malone

I hate Martha's Vinyard

I hate the word wicked

[Hovadipo 55,086]

How can you hate Jimmy Fallon?!?!


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[ou812dude 3,326]

How can you hate Jimmy Fallon?!?!


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easy...

he is a Boston lover...

[LIHoosier 25,834]

JS?

 

are you like me?

 

in that we hate all things Boston???

 

The only thing I give a pass from there is Sam Adams.

That shot reminded me of the '99 Home Run Derby in the heyday of roids.

[JSHoosier 19,825]

Patriots really don't bother me.  I'm not a fan of them, or any NFL team, but they don't bother me.

 

Other than that, pretty much.  I hate their accents.  The dump they call Fenway.  I hate their love affair for Big Roidi.  I already hate that the dumb f*** writers will vote him into the HoF even though the best DH in history, Edgar Martinez, still won't be in.

[Hovadipo 55,086]

[quote name="ou812dude" post="67369" timestamp="1400638909"]easy...
he is a Boston lover...[/quote]

Wasn't that just in Fever Pitch? I thought he was a New York guy.


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[ou812dude 3,326]

Wasn't that just in Fever Pitch? I thought he was a New York guy.


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you know what...he is a New York guy...born and raised...

guess I missed that one...

 

so let's go back to my hate list...

 

let's replace Fallon with 

 

Mark Whalberg

Uma Thurman

James Spader

Matt Damon

Edward Norton

Barbara Walters

Dane Cook

Leonard Nimoy

Conan O'Brien

Jack Haley (tin man on Wizard of Oz)....

[Hovadipo 55,086]

I agree with Dane Cook times 1,000,000,000,000. Because *gives shocker sign and degrades a woman*.


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[Naturalhoosier 15,407]

That's a friggin shot!!!


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