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Because a part of me (and by a part, I mean all of me) wants Tom Allen gone, and if Tom Allen falls @$$ backwards into a bowl game, we're stuck with him?

Well, yeah. All of his wins seem to be against teams with self inflicted wounds or teams with bad luck.

I was actually rooting for a shorthanded Wisconsin to overcome the odds and beat Indiana. Now the Hoosiers actually believe they can go bowling. No... I did not follow the game, I actually had work.

Out of 20 teams, we'll be ranked 20th.

Man, this article is pathetic. It feels like part of it was written with the help of AI, especially as he just used "XX" to fill in Marian's percentages. Recap: Indiana cruises over Marian in exhibition finale, 94-61 - TheHoosier (rivals.com)

I'm talking about in football. I'm talking about Valpo football losing to Indiana Wesleyan football. A very bad football team at a high losing to a really good football team at a lower level. I know we like to pretend that Memorial Stadium only exists for tailgating but sometimes stuff happens inside the building a couple of Saturdays every fall.

Valpo lost to Indiana Wesleyan the other year, don't act like NAIA schools can't do it.

Greenwich.

Charlotte also sucks, and Florida International has never cared about athletics. So, that's three cupcake games. Though, I absolutely hate that stretch between Washington and Ohio State.

Be thankful it's not football, or else those NAIA championship contenders would shred the Hoosiers football team.

Please tell me they will actually honor that.

In honor of the last coach who face planted on his way out of the program. If you lived in Wisconsin, no wonder you'd be an alcoholic - 83 The 2037 MAC Champion Indiana Hoosiers - 20

Too bad nobody has told Tom that ties were eliminated after 1995.

Now, if this was a UIndy forum, I'd comment on how impressive they were given they were picked as GLVC champion contenders and ranked in the NCAA Division II Top 20. Plus, you gotta remember they did beat Tennessee on the road a few years ago. But... We're the Indiana Hoosiers forum, so let's look at our guys, and that three point game is likely going to be a big problem this season if we keep hitting bricks like that.

Probably? More like definitely.

Tom Allen always felt conservative with his playcalling, but with the season we had and the opponent we were playing, we really should have gone all in, not just for playing spoiler, but to give the athletes a sense of pride. He just doesn't have the heart or gumption, and that will be his downfall.

Which one is this? #1,495?

"80 pound Jaylin Lucas for the win!" - Tom Allen

Big Ten refs see how bad the Lions are playing and realize they gotta step in, like usual.

I was going to joke about them playing Iowa, but they already did beat them 31-0.

Watch as we choke this game, however.

Realistically? Jason Candle, the current head coach at Toledo, and even he probably would balk at such a garbage program like Indiana.

Just be thankful you didn't order it in Kokomo or you would have gotten hair to go with it.

I mean, it's that time of the year everyone is hoping to get a free taco.

Those Weirdos Over at Happy Valley - 55 "Tonight on 'Wings'; Ah, who cares." - 14