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He can blame them when the team loses and they won't leave when the team wins.

The fan who insisted that this is a business!

Jaylin Lucas is billed at 185 pounds on Wikipedia; I say that's nonsense. He's lost 40 pounds.

He's going to scout all the JuCos and benches of the top programs!

Without getting into too much detail as I haven't tuned in yet, I assume the game has been "run it up the middle" by the Hoosiers, resulting in no gain, while the Terps have dominated the defense, right?

Let's just say, like the Shredder, we will not be dining on turtle soup tonight.

https://youtu.be/tAnb8Rieqig Indiana football gets bumped by a puppet show.

The fact that Tom Allen saw all those numbers and said "I can fix him" is more about Tom Allen and his mindset more than it is about actually wanting to win games.

On the plus side, sickos keep rejoicing.

If they were fat enough.

If we are going to have a thread for Tom Allen that is going to be undermined by his contract buyout, at least let's discuss the other elephant in the room, the offensive/quarterback coordinator Walt Bell (my phone keeps telling me to type Walt Disney, so I'll just call him Bell from here on out). Bell's tenure at Power 5 programs never yielded offenses in the top 50%, and in a few cases, the bottom 20% per season. He likely was always stuck with ho-hum talent but a good coach is able to make lemonade out of lemons, and I assume the stats alone aren't telling the true story. He had a habit of failing upwards for a period, ultimately becoming a head coach, even if it was with the worst program in FBS, UMass. There, he went 2-23 before being fired mid-season in 2021. And now he's our problem. I see this as similar to Darren Hiller, where it will only take drastic measures for Tom Allen to get rid of the guy, as he gets extremely sentimental to all his coaches and that firing people is definitely not LEO. So we're likely stuck with the meathead. EDIT: WELL...

And all we gotta do is point to Fairleigh Dickinson in basketball.

Tom Allen's voice is so hoarse. What the hell you doing out there?

Time for Tom Allen's useless comments. And that is "a win is a win".

Tom Allen is going to act like he was so smart, when he didn't do anything right.

Indiana wins! I am mad!

"It's the 192nd overtime. We've been coming up with alternate ways to break up the tie, but the teams refuse to end it."

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Is there a greater combo than Jackson and Walt Bell?

Of course Jackson blows it.

Hey, they're going to announce that they suddenly added rouges to college football, just for this game. Indiana scores one, don't ask me how. Akron gets a touchdown.

Do you want me to point to the statistics?

I'm rooting for Akron right now.

When your life is too optimistic, ask your doctor if Indiana football is right for you.

I swear, we all just huddle around him and say this behind his back... and in front of his face. Do something stupid.mp4