TwatShot

If I had the means I would gladly pay tuition for my kid and let the scholarship go to someone else if it meant IU could field a legitimate contender. That being said, I don't have the means and my kid plays with Barbies.

They will run a 4-out 1-in offense, which is the opposite of the 4-in 1-out scheme that Archie ran.

My source tells me that Tim Priller is close to a deal to become IU'S strength and conditioning coach. P.S. my source is so drunk he says he keeps seeing Rob Phinisee in those State Farm commercials. "Jake is Rob. Rob is Jake." He keeps saying.

She's vocal but she shies away from contact. And she refuses to box out (even if I spent money on a nice dinner and front row seats at the opera).

My wife just asked if she can enter the transfer portal... Not sure what to make of that.

Archie Miller in the transfer portal...

Time to bring in MJ as the "shot doctor"

Jerome Hunter when asked about the Woody hire.... (Sound of bubbles/a deep inhale/and then coughing) "Ha ha...you said 'woody'...."

Maybe TJD's pops has some good things to say about Woody....

The more I digest this the more I like it. I like the idea of Matta, who killed it recruiting in the state, heading recruiting efforts or at least being a conduit for Woody to his recruiting contacts in the state. I like Woody's ties to the NBA, which is also a good selling point to recruits. Not sure about his X's and O's ability but we will find out. If we can get Lewis as Associate HC, this is looking really nice. The ceiling for this is quite high IMO.

Historically, guys with phallic-like names have worked out ok. Woody Hayes Woody Austin Boner from "Growing Pains"... Alright, maybe not him....

Steve Alford announcing he's not going to IU is like when during morning announcements I said I wasn't going to prom with the head cheerleader. As the principal, I shouldn't have done that.

Can't stop. Won't stop. BradStop. J/k. Brad aint coming. It's Beilein ladies.

Reggie Theus, who coached Deering High isn't getting the consideration he deserves.

Saw Scott Drew at a Mexican restaurant in Indy one time. He kept demanding to see the employee's papers. Not sure what that was all about.