BleedCubbieBlue

So just to be clear, "the winds have shifted towards Indiana" justified his post on 12/5, when he goes on to later acknowledge "As for a timeline, I don't believe we'll see it wrapped up before Christmas or even the new year"? Thanks for the breaking news, Walter Cronkite. Here is a bold prediction worthy of a Twitter post: I heard from someone at a Taco Bell, or a Dairy Queen, or maybe it was the drive-thru at a Chick-fil-a that Queen will or won't announce he is maybe, possibly, going to attend a university in Indiana, or maybe the midwest, or maybe somewhere else in America, and will or won't announce it today, or tomorrow, or possibly sometime in the future, if the future actually exists. #TimeIsAFlatCircle

I think I would just go with big fake hands like Uncle Jack.

Since Trilly hasn't posted an obligatory cryptic (non)update on Derik Queen today, I will go ahead and post something here. Feel free to speculate wildly on what it means. The crazier, the better. Things are heating up. You may want to take a seat.

I would assume so. I am getting a little tired of his schtick. Say something vague and ubiquitous followed by a picture or gif that can be interpreted a million different ways, but make sure that there is at least some reference to Indiana. Here let me try. Winter is cold. Derik's going to need a sweater.

If the owner of the Taco Bell has already been bought out, then the employees of the Taco Bell are not acting as agents of the current owner and cannot tell someone to leave the property, therefore, no trespass occurred.

That is some old testament stuff there. I believe that everyone should be able to atone for their sins, even when they break the eleventh commandment. Thou shall not chooseth pUKe and forsake thy Hoosiers.

So you wouldn't take a five star recruit because he got duped by a slimy two-bit used car salesman? Slimy two-bit used car salesmen are the reason we have lemon laws in this country.

It was said before but it bears repeating. Don't be surprised when Cal gets fired after this season and Boogie ends up being a Hoosier.

I am just going to go ahead and ask the question that everyone is thinking. Does Dane Fife but ketchup on his Cuban sandwich?

Well, that is better than this. But much worse than this.

If for some terrible reason Boogie decides to go to pUKe, give me your best headline. I am going with "Boogie pick is slimy, Cal's Kleenex is still sticky."

I used to use @Barrel Rick for my taxes but after I got audited for deducting my wife's breast implants as a legitimate business expense I switched over to F1Hater891. Apparently that deduction only works for @Barrel Rick.

I use F1Hater891 for my taxes and IU recruiting news, is this guy better?

But Cuban can pay him $20k in NIL for a selfie and he can charter it himself, right?

Did he mention that Cal is too chickensh!t to play us at Assembly Hall and that is why there will only be one game there?

I thought Boogie wasn't listening to the coaches and has already filmed his decision video. Would it even matter if the coaches have some tricks left up their sleeves?

I can't believe that we haven't been able to gather any credible intel on where Boogie is going. Do we not have people staked out at every Chick-fil-a in Bloomington and White Plains?

I am guessing that depends on how much NIL money we have to offer. Right now, the greatest ability is availability. Shakespeare got to get paid, son.

I am surprised that isn't on ESPN Ocho.

Did you check the Bob Loblaw Law Blog?

I thought @Capt. Crimson was just joking when he said that Ken Nunn was following MM. WITAF is happening?

Are you hating on Jordan's? What happened to Optimist Prime?

That has got to be NIL gold for both of them.