#PuckFurdue List - Best Jokes

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It's fitting our forums 100th topic goes to bashing little brother up north. Share your best Purdue jokes below! Put each joke in a new post so everyone can vote by liking their favorites!

We'll start:

Q: Why West Laf. golf courses only have 14 holes?

A: Because they never get to the final four.

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Q: What do Purdue cheerleaders and tornadoes have in common?

A: They both end up in trailer parks.

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Q: What do you call a person from Purdue in a three piece suit?

A: The defendant

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Q: Why do Purdue grads hand their diploma from their rear view mirror?

A: So they can park in handicap spots

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Q: What are the best Four years of a Purdue Grad’s life?

A: The third grade.

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Q: What’s the difference between a bag of trash and a Purdue coed?

A: A bag of trash gets taken out once a week.

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Q: What makes a Purdue’s grads eyes light up?

A: A Flashlight in their ear.

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Q: What stops Purdue girls from going to Jenny Craig?

A: The door frame.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a Purdue Cheerleader with a Pig?

A: Nothing, there are some things even pigs won’t do.

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Q:What do you call a Boilermaker with half a brain?

A: Gifted

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Q:What do Indiana and Purdue students have in common?

A: They were both accepted by Purdue.

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Coach Painter is only dressing 6 players for the IU game.

The rest of the team will get dressed by themselves.

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Q: The diff between a PU ball player & a plastic flamingo?

A: Ones ugly & useless, the other one is a lawn ornament.

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Q: How do you keep a Purdue fan busy?

A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.

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Q: Why does Purdue have so many astronauts?

A: If you lived in West Lafayette for years, you’d do anything to get the f#$% off the planet too.

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Why do people insist on calling Purdont "Purdue"?  

 

It's not like they ever "Do" anything.....

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Inside the hall, look to the left of Will Sheehey flexing, you will see a real attractive cheerleader.

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Where does a Purdue grad go right after graduation?

 

Nowhere. They can't decide if they should go back to the farm or the bathroom so they can wipe themselves with the fancy toilet paper they call a PU degree

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How do you know it's Spring? IU is playing basketball and pu isnt.

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Where does a Purdue grad go right after graduation?

 

Nowhere. They can't decide if they should go back to the farm or the bathroom so they can wipe themselves with the fancy toilet paper they call a PU degree

 

Got to say, that one was pretty lame. Now, I'm a born and raised IU fan, but I hold a PU degree. IU doesn't have an engineering program and that was my inert calling. As an IU fan I appreciate these jokes and think many are hilarious, but I guess as a PU grad I don't hate little brother like most. I see the "P" out at center court and I don't cringe like when I see the damn UK sign. That team really warrants a joke thread. PU fans are what, a bunch of frat guys at best? UK fans are a demographic all to themselves.