Beluga

Don't fall for this everyone. It's not the real Brad Stevens. I can't tell you how I know that, I just do.

I'm very much looking forward to all the swimming my family and I will do in the pool we buy with the fat paycheck I'll get from IU. It gets cold in Indiana but better than the US northeast, that's for sure. I'm getting it added to my contract that the chairs won't be bolted down so maybe I'll one day throw one, too.