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Good for us... in theory. "In theory, communism works. In theory." - Homer Simpson

Penn State Nonce Litigators: 35 "The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves": 7

Kyle Tucker hits the first home run of the Series.

What's the cheapest way to get to Los Angeles?

Did you ever hear the urban legend that the amount of roars from the lion indicated the quality of the movie you would be watching? If Indiana Football was a movie, that lion would be fast asleep.

Attended IUPUI's exhibition tonight against NAIA school Brescia (they're coached by a woman). The team was up 52-27 at the half when I had to leave, and from what I saw, they're... fine. Got into a lot of foul trouble. They're definitely going to be one of the worst teams in the country, but it's only due to a lack of talent and experience. However, as long as they stay healthy and don't become a 5 man show, they certainly won't be the worst team in the country once again; I think that distinction may belong to Hartford on their final year of Division I.

LEO.

At least Michael McRobbie isn't here anymore.

Football pressure is nonexistent. It means kissing Zach Ostermann's @$$.

A phrase commonly used to describe the Indiana Hoosiers.

You mean veteran transfers cause most IU players rarely get on the field.

These Whole Paycheck commercials have gotten weird.

Great. We lost Camper, just when we were getting him back.

Yes.

Who's excited for a Rutgers/UCLA game at the Rose Bowl... at 11am?

Let's see how they respond after the half. It'll determine if its the Indiana of usual, or if they got their act together.

HOLY ****! A 30 YARD PASS!

Illegal block by the offense. So, Indiana's gonna run it again.

That's 700 in Indiana years.

Airbnb: a key reason for the current housing crisis!

Who are you to doubt the architect of the first 0-16 season in NFL history?

Indiana can't win on the road. Rutgers can't win at home. Something's gotta give!

So, I imagine Noah Verdal goes down, and they play a backup, and he lights us up.

rutger - 30 Tom & Company's Summertime Smile Factory - 17

What I'm trying to figure out is... How can a guy who likely will never play a single snap unless Baezlak gets injured be the team captain? I get he did a great job pulling the team together in the off-season, but what's the thought process behind "you are the team leader... But you will not have any meaningful impact on the field whatsoever". This just goes back to Allen's over reliance on the transfer portal over development.