Kodos

Charlie Brown lines up for the field goal to win the game. In his demeanor, one can see that he has been here before. He's known heartache. He's known total, humiliating failure. Yet here he is, daring to try again. He eyes the goalpost one last time and shuffles his feet slightly. He nods to Lucy. Here's the snap. Lucy catches the ball and places it down. She spins it slightly. Laces out. Here comes Brown, he's winding up for a big kick...

2021: 2025:

Damn. That cone looks so good!

At least I'm not doing this in a Purdue jockstrap anymore.

The waaaaaiting is the hardest part...

Let's let Teri Moren finish out the season for MBB.

Well, I was missing the second part anyway. Easy come, easy go!

Ooo! I'm a 1-Star Recruit now! I can smell the NIL money coming my way!

Well that only incentivizes worthless posts. Like this one, for instance.

Now there is an easy choice!

Oof. I'm a "Purdue Jockstrap"? That's rough...

Maybe it's a good sign that I have since scheduled the shot for Monday. :D