Kodos

Release the Kraken!

Lucy gasps. “Holy cow…I think he’s gonna make it.”

Charlie gets up, dusts himself off, and mutters “not this effin’ time.” He digs his heel into the ground and stands the football up. He takes two steps back, then two to the side. He eyes the uprights with a steely glare. He strides toward the ball, plants his left foot, and swings his right foot through the ball. It’s away! Up it goes. It’s long enough… It’s… It’s…

Somewhere out east, a man sips a beer at the dining room table after a late dinner. He loosens up his green necktie and tosses it aside on the table. Across from him, his wife says: "Honey, I know it's almost St. Patrick's Day, but green just isn't your color. You'd look so much better in red." "I think so too, Tracy. Perhaps it's time to finally put things right..." "That sounds like a whale of an idea."

It just came to me and I had to get it out.

Charlie Brown lines up for the field goal to win the game. In his demeanor, one can see that he has been here before. He's known heartache. He's known total, humiliating failure. Yet here he is, daring to try again. He eyes the goalpost one last time and shuffles his feet slightly. He nods to Lucy. Here's the snap. Lucy catches the ball and places it down. She spins it slightly. Laces out. Here comes Brown, he's winding up for a big kick...

2021: 2025:

Damn. That cone looks so good!

At least I'm not doing this in a Purdue jockstrap anymore.

The waaaaaiting is the hardest part...

Let's let Teri Moren finish out the season for MBB.

Well, I was missing the second part anyway. Easy come, easy go!