I always just tell him Im going to take him down to Chinatown and trade him for a pack of gum. But he always just giggles and smiles because he's a turd.
Back in the day on NBA Live.. like 04-06 from what I remember. You had "100 points" or whatever to split between conditioning, offense and defense... I believe Archie chose to go 100% conditioning the last few years.
Tomorrow would be a very weird time to do it. I think it has to be begining of the week type of thing. Media would be blasting it everywhere. But... Tomorrow would also make it breaking news during the NCAA tourney... I'm just going to deniers route and say we get Mike Roberts.