MartintheMopMan

Good for all those Maryland fans sticking it out on the other side.   Also, dont' forget to try and get Oakes to toss you his jersey like Mean Joe Greene.

Well, and disappeared as the game continued. I mean, you pay closer attention when the game is tight or you're losing and staging a comeback. Same thing that happens in the basketball threads once we're up 18.   I was just thinking how I'm glad this game isn't as tight as the Michigan game because I have been cleaning and packing and there's no way I could have gotten anything else done watching Michigan.

He just isn't a powerback. I don't know why we play him like he is sometimes.

Feeney no!

We aren't the worst, we're only 110th. Or we were before Michigan.   Nice tip. Who said "deflections" aren't a real stat?

You can't do that Fant. You'd be so good if you just turned your head more.

"Caught for no gain" would make a great title for a biography of a WR who had a great career but was destroyed by his new-found fortune.

I mean, when you have the greatest kicker in College Football, you can do whatever you want on the kicks!   I tried posting that when it made sense but my internet glitched. I'm not being bound by the rules of time though.

We need a QB sneak.   Wait, did they do that while I was typing? Do I have powers?

Bad call refs.

Majettstic. Though, maybe hold that ball a little tighter. Great for how inexperienced he is. Crazy speed.

I wont' talk about changing Wilson, but I do really think Wilson needs to change. I mean, you can't tuck in those tight polos made of that sticky stretchy material when you have a beer belly. I mean, that's like "Dad Outfits 101". Untuck that or put a jacket on it!

Did you give the team a peptalk? You're saving this game!

Technically the onside counts though right?

Those come from their other QBs. 

Well, if nothing else, at least that guy didn't set a record against us yet.

Who told Wilson he didn't look terrible in that shirt? Isn't he married?

Even the Indiana section at Maryland is going to be empty at halftime.   If the team was smart they wouldn't come back out of the locker room either. No sense in getting embarrassed.

Glad Maryland is setting a lot of records this year.

Exactly.

Maryland is only successful (more than half the distance to the first down on first and second and getting the first on third and fourth) on 35% of their downs over the year. They've been successful around 70% this game. They have run with success almost 100%. Their "failed" plays have all been incomplete passes.   How can this defense practice against one of the best RBs in FBS every single day and still not understand how to defend the run?

"No, WE'RE the worst team in the Big Ten! We'll show you!"

103rd offense. 119th in success rate.   And it sounds like literally every one of their players are injured.

Why is the cushion past the first down line?

Those seats are amazing. I mean, you can probably hear Wilson talking about how they need to win this so he can come back next year.