Alistair Smash

My God. If he could get Braylon or Haralson to pull an Eric Gordon he would be instant IU royalty.

As Debby Boone once sang, “You give me hope, to carry on.”

Drew had a day. Beard had a day. They have all run together.

Freddy, “Pull the masks off, Shag.” Crew, “Brad Stevens! Scott Dolson!” Shaggy, “But I thought we wouldn’t know until the end of the week?” Stevens, “We would’ve gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you darned kids! And your mindless banter! And your fool-hearty affection for me as coach!”

If the kids weren’t away on spring break, it might be really cool to announce the new coach in Dunn Meadow on a picture perfect Bloomington spring day.

Fresca is the most underrated mixer in history.

I remain hung up on the idea that Dolson wouldn’t have gambled on the power play to oust Woodson unless he knew how it would play out. I would be shocked if we find out this has all been frenetically cobbled together. I am trustful that Dolson takes after the Russians in this singular characteristic.

Damon Bailey!

Hold on. How is this ridiculous?

Start a Go Fund Me.

After getting screwed over by the committee, I think it would be perfect. And this was edited language.

I take their collective relative silence as an interesting sign. I’m including GP.

Winning AND sustaining a winning culture.