ElectricBoogaloo

Next game I’m blocking off two hours and taking a 4 pack of saline enemas instead.

This team is broken.

I think he's been participating ever since he's been back with the team and allowed by the training staff to sit through a loud game environment. No contact though I'd guess. Anyone know if we'll see him this year?

Marquette game is starting to look like the Kansas game from Crean’s last year.

Not all 20 but a lot of them were open doinks.

Offense is completey broken. Now way we should be getting blown out when the opponent scores 70 points.

What is this lineup? Zero scoring.

Game over.

We can’t figure out how to run a play in the last 15 seconds? Durham dribbling out the clock and heaving is not a good option. Coaching or poor player IQ?

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What an absolutely disappointing performance against a very beatable Nebraska team at home. It’s clear our offense is broken. No idea if there’s even time to fix it this year.

That starting lineup needs another ball handler. I haven't seen their ball handling skills in the BIG yet but I doubt they're up to the task. My guess is Al in the starting lineup and maybe Smith as the 6th man?

Georgia wins and only turns it over 12 times. Are we sure Crean is still the coach down there?

Wasn’t expecting to win on the road at the #2 team in the country but this should have been a more competitive game if not for our chronic slow starts.

Romeo and Juwan both out with 2 fouls. This is the worst possible scenario.

This is when my Chromecast comes in handy!

Streaming on cbssports.com for anyone not in Michigan or Indiana.

Is the game starting on another channel?

PAC-12 is awful this year and Bill Walton may be the only reason to watch any of those games. It would be more annoying if the PAC-12 had bunch of solid teams playing at a high level.

Fitzner's problem is he's too slow. If we designed a play for him, it'd probably look something like setting up a double screen action. If he's too slow on defense, he's definitely too slow to lose his guy on the designed play. His best chance is finding a spot on the floor and waiting for a drive/kick opportunity. But you can't have more than one guy doing that or the offense gets stagnant very quickly.

I can't blame him much for that one. He was wide open.

Damezi was yanked pretty quickly after losing his guy and giving up a layup.

Athletes are so much faster, stronger, and more explosive than in the 40's and 50's it's almost a joke to compare the modern era to then. As a result, collisions are extremely violent. Violent collisions lead to trauma all over the body including the head. On tackling properly - Do you think the modern running backs in this era can be arm tackled? They are built like bowling balls and your arm will bounce right off them. They also run/cut way too fast to "square up" properly. Proper tackling is a great idea but it just won't work against the caliber of athletes playing today. It worked in the 40's and 50's when your opponents were guys who smoked 2 packs of unfiltered cigarettes every day.

Here is the body of a man who clearly only does jumping jacks, push ups and sit ups:

Since this Browns coach feels so strongly about the superiority of WWI and WWII physical training, I have to assume Browns players are only doing jumping jacks, push ups, and sit ups along with no stretching to prepare for games. Is that correct?