Hovadipo

Because universities, athletic programs, and athletic departments don’t operate in black and white like a Fortune 500 apparently does. You’ve tried to make the parallel before but it doesn’t work.

I s**t you not I saw someone suggest we’ve hacked into opponents’ headsets.

Good morning. The Indiana Football Hoosiers just s**t stomped what was being touted as the second best team in the country. The Indiana Football Hoosiers are on such a dominant playoff run that there are national CFB analysts alluding to or, in some cases, outright wondering if the Indiana Football Hoosiers are cheating. We are 9 days away from potentially being the most recent school with undefeated national titles in football AND basketball, 50 years since the 1976 undefeated title season. Our Heisman-winning QB is about to be the 1st overall pick in the NFL draft. He has something like 8 teammates that will also be drafted this year. Another loaded transfer class and a whole heap of 4-star freshmen is coming in 2026. Oh, and thus far we haven’t lost a single coach from the current coaching staff. Pretty darn good.

Still trying to figure out the Ponds bubble screen in borderline garbage time. Did we hard launch a 2026 two-way player Heisman campaign tonight?

Can’t believe I just typed that. And uh, guess who just got a Miami transfer…

Did an Oregon staffer just give Ponds his pick-6 ball? That’s pretty damn cool.

I think by raw numbers last week and this week are neck and neck. By capacity%, tonight was pretty unbelievable.

As he runs in just beating the piss out of the air around him.

Dillon Thienemann now down 152-35 to Indiana the last ~13 months.

Love to see Angelo getting some screen time.

I’m ready for McDonough to pay for his sins and wonder aloud, for all the CFB world to hear, if Oregon really belonged in these playoffs.

I don’t need to see Fernando and his kicker facemask running the ball again. What are we doing?

Thank god Ndukwe isn’t draft-eligible.

Not a fan at alllllll. Oregon fans aren’t either. Gets way too cute for no reason.

That’s Kamara. Looked like an awkward fall (while being held).

That’s the type of tape, through no real fault of his own, that could get us another year of Ponds.

What exactly have we been doing the first two and a half quarters?

Carson Beck is not going to have a good MLK Day.

Throwing bubbles to 5…my goodness we’re playing with our food.

Pretty darn good.

Ducks are trending toward having a Long. Damn. Day.

Learned last night that you can’t throw it away off a flea flicker. Wonder if that play would’ve qualified for that same rule.

Play 1 and you try 5? Go ahead and get 6.

That borders on pornographic.

Watching a game you care about in a bar is a bottom 5 experience in life. Awful in every way.