TrueHoosier62

I think we should consider Dylan Mulvaney for the position of head coach.

Welcome back, clappy!

Many years ago I had the opportunity to date an Amish girl, but watching her try to shave her legs with a scythe put me right off.

I'm all for considering a coach's won loss record for guesstimating how he might do for one's school, but there are so many factors that play into that record that can distort relevancy. Coaches who can put up 20 -25 wins a year, over several years, gets my attention. Teams that visibly, and statistically improve from October to March, show me the coach is teaching the game. Coaches who do both, consistently, regardless of conference, should have a good chance to succeed at IU.

I hope that in the unlikely event we hire Brad Stevens, we aren't treated to the coaching version of Damon Bailey, where expectations are just too unrealistic. Can you imagine the mess that would create for Dolsen and everyone else who signed off on it, or the impact it would have on future candidates?

While waiting for the climax of this sordid saga, I can't help but sit here, quivering with anticipation as I read the written ejaculatory coming from all angles, drenching the reader with copious amounts of conjecture and hyperbole. Indeed, one can almost feel soiled and drained by the end of a day's hard reading. Oceans of Love, Ms. Anita Richard Devoted athletic supporter

Reading between the lines: "Strokes wood, ball in the hole". Enough with the porno-posts. lmao

I'm not sure if we should call security or Ron Jeremy....

My one and only post regarding Chris Beard. I think it's important to remember what we might lose with his hire. *Gone would be the ability to describe our defense as suffocating. *"Beating the hell out of" an opponent would no longer be tolerated in print *Opponents who've blown a lead to us, and ended up losing the game could no longer, in good taste, be said to have "choked". *And who can deny that there'd be serious repercussions if one of our players @$$-punched a Boilermaker, no matter how much that cheerleader had it comin'? I think it's best that we go with Scott Drew, just for the optics.

But for just a little bit of blood dripping from the corners of his mouth, this would make a perfect Halloween decoration.

What's up, Clappy?

"Doing more for the coaching profession since 1970, than Mike Woodson".

All I know is that if Brad Stevens IS named the next basketball coach at IU, this site will explode like the last 30 seconds of a bukkake film.

An old basketball coach I used to know said something similar. He said, "Give me five guys who can shoot, and I can teach them basic, defense in ten minutes, but I can't teach defensive minded players how to be great shooters".

Winning nattys, or having the strong potential to win nattys, covers a multitude of sins.....

It's a Cinderella story.

I don't have a clue who the next coach will be, but I DO know this: No matter who it is, half the board will be celebrating, and the other half will be lighting torches, brandishing pitchforks, and doing the goosestep towards Dolsen's office.

Martha the mop lady would be an upgrade over Woodson.

I've never read so many posts that suggested the ugly side effects of menstruation were incorrectly assigned to women.

We're more likely to get Ray Stevens, Connie Stevens or even Stella Stevens.

Virginia, virgina

I hope that whomever is truly in charge of signing off on a new basketball coach for IU, lands one that has the potential for greatness, and not just an improvement over our current coach, (or even recent coaches such as Miller & Crean). The University of Illinois had Lou Henson and Purdue had Gene Keady. Two very good coaches that provided lots of 20 win seasons, a few Big Ten championships and exactly zero NCAA championships. They were good programs, not great programs and they produced good teams, not great teams. We need potential greatness hired at IU, not a coach who can likely guarantee "good" teams that provide 20 win seasons more often than not.

Scott Dolson unleashing the cremains of RMK back to Assembly Hall for reassignment.

Well played sir!