Barrel Rick

3/28/24 Mullins is a Hoosier. You may not hear it officially for a while but remember you heard it here first.

Precisely.

From what I’m hearing, Woodson has been making a very strong push at these three guys in particular. At the time the McNeeley news broke, Mike wasn’t making near the effort he is currently, so both of those points were weighing against IU. Talk between these guys has grown immensely as Woody’s pitched the idea of a “Big 3.”

Strap up, folks.

Things have shifted rapidly in IU’s favor within the last 10 days. From my understanding, of the 3 players I just mentioned, Woody’s number one target is Mullins.

Purdue is OUT on Mullins as of 3/25/24. They have one open scholarship for 2025 and are laser focused on Sisley. Mullins had little to no interest in West Lafayette to begin with.

3/25/24 Notre Dame +500 Virginia Tech +450 Kentucky +300 Duke +150 Indiana -175 Can confirm Mullins, Sisley and Moreno have been communicating. - Ricky

3/15/24 Virginia +750 Wiconsin +550 Notre Dame +300 Kentucky +150 Indiana +150 Duke +105 - Ricky, 2024

“Braylon wants to come to IU, but not with this sh*t show going on. If it were Pearl or May, he’d commit tomorrow; same goes for Trent.” - UnNamed Mullins 3/9/24

things are heating up in Greenfield.

Yikes.

Ship definitely has not sailed; just wouldn’t necessarily consider us the favorites at the moment. Strongest thing IU has in this race is that Braylon really wants to play with McNeeley.

A month ago, I would have told you that Indiana were clear favorites to land Braylon. Things are getting very interesting. Can confirm the Mullins family has not been happy with the way the Hoosiers staff has handled things in recent weeks. Without saying too much, here’s a few names to keep a very close eye on: Shrewsberry Bennett Gard Calipari - Ricky, 2024

Sorry for the evacuation.. I sh*t myself in section 113; and it smells like the garage of a taxidermist. - Barrel Rick, 2024

Braylon now garnering interest from Kentucky. You heard it here first. - Barrel Rick, 2024

Hey y’all.. Ricky checkin’ in.. As I assume all of you have noticed, being that my aura is unmatched; I have taken an extensive leave of absence. For those of you who don’t know, I am the team masseuse for IUMBB.. I have rubbed the thighs of legends. Some of you may be under the impression that my work has been too busy, but truthfully.. This team just sucks armadillo nuts. Woody and I have stopped going for brunch, and it’s made our work relationship very strange.. he hasn’t requested a shiatsu in many moons. For those of you who don’t know my lore; CJ Gunn is also my grandson. From what I’ve heard, he’s received immense interest from The University of Northern Delaware A&M - Taxidermy & Circus, and from what I heard from his father, the interest is mutual. You know Ricky hates to be the bearer of bad news, but from what I’ve heard around the facility; Liam McNeely is considering taking his talents elsewhere. “Bring back Archie,” says the Barrel.. As for a prediction, the Nittany Lions take this one; 107-26. - Barrel Rick, 2024 sponsored by Hormel Chili, Braylon Mullins, Fazoli’s of Columbus, and Sony Records

Braylon’s newest two offers will be announced soon; Virginia and Wisconsin. I can confidently tell you that Indiana is still the favorite to land him as of 1/16/24. - Barrel Rick, 2024

He’s got 31 at half.

I have to sh*t. - Barrel Rick, 2024

What a life, what a legend. Thank you Bobby Knight. - Barrel Rick, 2023

hey y’all, Ricky checkin’ in.. i know you all have been waiting on me to break my silence on this situation, so i figured i’d take a few minutes to do so.. as some of you may know, i was in the car with Mackenzie that evening.. he asked me after practice if i was interested in a cheesy gordita crunch, and to no one’s surprise due to my 430 pound frame; i was interested.. as you can probably tell from recent headlines, i did not receive said gordita.. i was taken into custody shortly after Mack for performing The Walls of Jericho on the responding officer, but i stood up for our 5 star, and this program.. i write to you all from the Monroe County Jail.. i was denied bond, but i stashed a Galaxy S10 in my @$$. will keep everyone updated.. - Barrel Rick, 2023 sponsored by Hormel Chili & Christopher Gunn Jr. #FreeRicky

i would just like everyone to know that i am in the building, and if Boogie Fland commits to the University of Kentucky this afternoon, you will see him receive a classic Shawn Michaels Sweet-Chin-Music from the big boot of Rick just seconds after revealing his decision. - Barrel Rick, 2023

hey y’all, Ricky checkin’ in.. for those of you who don’t know me; do your damn research.. i am the most trustworthy insider in the history of IUMBB. for years, i have predicted some of our most glorious commitments.. Romeo Langford? Ricky called it.. Trayce Jackson-Davis? yep; Rick knew.. now, a smaller number of you may know that i happen to be the team masseuse for this program. i rub the agony of the day’s practice out of each and every one of these young men, and in return they supply me with information.. today, i’m here to speak on Boogie Fland.. as most of you know, Boogie is down to three schools, or so the media believes.. Indiana, Kentucky, and Alabama. Kentucky, one of the sh*ttiest programs in all of Division 1 hoops, is said to have the closest shot alongside the Hoosiers. from what Woody told me this morning at brunch, Boogie’s not interested in making love to any relatives, so Nate Oats and the Tide couldn’t offer him much. on Friday, Boogie Fland will commit to Indiana University, and i will ingest an entire pecan pie in celebratory fashion before my wife gives me some absolute treatment. Hammer Hoosiers. - Barrel Rick, 2023 sponsored by Hormel Chili, Trojan Condoms, St. Marco’s First Baptist Church, and Best Buy of Columbus, Indiana.

i don’t tell many.. i’ve struggled with gynecomastia most of my life; so i decided back in 2014 to just embrace it. my size 38DD breasts could shock the nation if only i could muster the courage to pop open this Hugo Boss button-down of mine. Ricky rocks a 6-XL, so as you could imagine; what’s underneath the cloth ain’t pretty.. - Barrel Rick, 2023

hehe..