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Alistair Smash

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    Darian DeVries - New IUBB Head Coach

    My God. If he could get Braylon or Haralson to pull an Eric Gordon he would be instant IU royalty.
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    General Coach Candidate News

    As Debby Boone once sang, “You give me hope, to carry on.”
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    General Coach Candidate News

    Drew had a day. Beard had a day. They have all run together.
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    General Coach Candidate News

    Freddy, “Pull the masks off, Shag.” Crew, “Brad Stevens! Scott Dolson!” Shaggy, “But I thought we wouldn’t know until the end of the week?” Stevens, “We would’ve gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you darned kids! And your mindless banter! And your fool-hearty affection for me as coach!”
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    General Coach Candidate News

    If the kids weren’t away on spring break, it might be really cool to announce the new coach in Dunn Meadow on a picture perfect Bloomington spring day.
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    General Coach Candidate News

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    General Coach Candidate News

    Fresca is the most underrated mixer in history.
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    General Coach Candidate News

    I remain hung up on the idea that Dolson wouldn’t have gambled on the power play to oust Woodson unless he knew how it would play out. I would be shocked if we find out this has all been frenetically cobbled together. I am trustful that Dolson takes after the Russians in this singular characteristic.
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    General Coach Candidate News

    Damon Bailey!
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    General Coach Candidate News

    Hold on. How is this ridiculous?
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    General Coach Candidate News

    Start a Go Fund Me.
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    General Coach Candidate News

    After getting screwed over by the committee, I think it would be perfect. And this was edited language.
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    General Coach Candidate News

    I take their collective relative silence as an interesting sign. I’m including GP.
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    General Coach Candidate News

    Winning AND sustaining a winning culture.
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    General Coach Candidate News

    This plane?
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    General Coach Candidate News

    I am assuming this did it…
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    General Coach Candidate News

    I still have my old GameCube and my buddies and I break it out for GoldenEye and NFL Blitz on occasion. Nostalgia is a powerful drug.
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    General Coach Candidate News

    It’s the f***ing Brad Stevens Wine Mixer!
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    General Coach Candidate News

    This is my manifestation of hope this morning. Not a prediction.
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    General Coach Candidate News

    If only we had a quad to name after Jay…
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    General Coach Candidate News

    Never daunted.
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    General Coach Candidate News

    Is there anyone else that wants Brad Stevens to show up at his press conference accepting the IU job dressed like Han Solo? First question, “Who is dressed in the Wookie suit beside you?” And Cody Zeller takes of the mask. I would die a happy man.
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    General Coach Candidate News

    I didn’t give that post much credence, but shared it just because it was on topic. I don’t know it to be wrong, either.
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    General Coach Candidate News

    I’d like some more air traffic control conversation, please.
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