LamarCheeks

How the f--k is that on Rice!!!

Casey Jacobson: "Spacing is really bad. You've got two bigs 5 feet apart." That made me laugh.

Rice -- YOU CAN'T JUST STAND THERE IN THE CORNER WHEN YOU GET TRAPPED.

How the eff did Malik miss that badly. Jeezus -- he was right under the bucket.

I actually saw Tucker get up and cheer after that Rice triple!

Bako heating up would be nice.

Oh Malik -- why the f--k did you shoot that.

Does Woody realize that you don't have to trot the original staring 5 out there at the beginning of the second half? When I was in school, we were up at Notre Dame -- losing at halftime. Jamal Meeks, who didn't play one minute in the first half, started the second. RMK thought we needed to get quicker on defense -- and it made the difference. Barring injury, I don't recall Woody (or Archie for that matter) ever not using the same 5 to open the second half that started the game.

Still not sure why the Li'l Amish point guard is so eager to advertise that he abuses heroin ...

Malik 0-3 from the line -- and wasn't really close on any. Can't be leaving points out there like that.

Wow -- Rice really short-armed that second technical FT.

See what happens, Malik, when you kick the ball back out?

Mike Woodson is beloved by the fan base. Huh?

When Ballo rolled on the pick-and-roll, he was wide open -- Rice held onto the ball too long, then made a terrible entry pass. Gotta get it to him quicker. This is the 30th game of the season. Wake up.

Carlyle-Rice-Reneau-Ballo-Leal What a weird friggin' lineup.

Bako passed up an open 3 for a terrible drive. Hell -- probably would've missed the 3 anyway.

GOOD3 goes to the bank.

Off a make, dude takes the ball, goes coast-to-coast for an easy layup. Wasn't even touched.

Good for him. His focus this season ... 97% on his radio show; 3% on coaching. He can now put that extra 3% into his crappy radio show!

Hermey the Misfit Elf isn't very strong. He doesn't drive. He isn't very physical. He can't play defense. But man, that kid can shoot.

Damn. The Amish boy and Hermey the Elf are tearing Ruger apart. The Amish boy doing the shooting ice water into his veins gesture is really, really, really annoying.

Just turned on the Toiletmakers at halftime. Since the second 20 minutes started, I must've seen at least 5 rebounds bounce of Rutgers' players hands. Gotta secure the damn ball!

Florida Gulf Coast loses to Queens in the Atlantic Sun tourney. Queens kid tries to throw it down after the buzzer. FGCU's Pat Chambers (formerly of the Ninny Lions) gets snippy and refuses to shake the Queens coach's hand and sorta goes after the kid who tried to dunk -- before an assistant pushes him away. Unless there was some stuff going on during the game, I don't see what got Chambers' panties in such a twist. https://x.com/mid_madness/status/1896798760249991665

Gotta be the Turge!!!