I'm not having a good night. I have to delay taking my cat to the vet (AGAIN), I will need to pay a lot of money to repair my desktop computer, and IU is being IU.
Uh... I want some kind of dirty money scheme to bring in an elite coach. I know we will be caught and punished severely, but I don't give a crap.
Barring that, someone who's, I don't know, actually won games in the Power 5?
Guys...
I'm going to warn you all in advance. My least favorite coach in IU history was Bill Lynch because I felt he just settled for the moral victories. So if I start comparing Tom Allen to Bill Lynch if things go really sour, that's why.
Our offensive coordinator went 2-23 at UMass and our O-Line coach can't protect anyone worth a damn.
How are we going to score with that winning combo?