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So it seems Woodson may buy a few high high talent players. But as far as cooking that is like the line cook at Taco Bell buying some truffles to add to his special recipe for inside out tacos. Then the same cook blaming the truffles when the meat falls all over the floor and the patrons are left with an empty shell and demand someone be held responsible. But the cook ain't worried, his bff is the manger and the two just swill Olde English and smoke Swisher Sweets by the dumpster while watching the Golf Channel while on break.

I mean this was as predictable as the sunrise. You don't have to be a rocket surgeon to realize Woody would have a hard time getting any guard worth a flip and then he piled on with the stupid Inside Out take that was akin to scuttling your already sinking ship. Next year will be unwatchable. And spare me the true fan sh*t, when the administration and coaching doesn't care about the quality of the product why should I buy it? Do you think wealthy American Serbs climbed over each other to buy a Yugo out of loyalty just because the were made in Serbia?

Thankfully, he took any doubt out of whether him showing up would have been out of support for the women's team or mandated.

Does Indiana have a mandatory retirement age for state employees? Is it 66? Asking for a friend.

Inside Out Mikey is way more scary to any guard transfer. He is 2 guard kyrptonite

It's going to be interesting how they will spin it when IU can't buy more than middling talent. What aspiring NBA/G League/Euroleague shooter would want to come play for Inside Out Mikey. A few more 10s of thousands for poor guard coaching and exposure just ain't worth it.

Meh, so is Woodson. Napping with a lit stogie creating pinhole burns in his satin pj's

Kinda sad how MW and QB are becoming despised and reviled figures at IU. Funny thing is all it would take was MW saying, " I did my best to get IU back on the right path and I think making the NCAA's the first 2 years was a good start. Now it is time for me to retire and hand the baton to the next guy to take this team to the next level," and he would almost instantly return to every fans good graces. He obviously doesn't like the necessities of the job, not sure what his end game is if not to go out in a flaming bag of a dogsh*t of a season, or is he that oblivious to the situtation?

His delusion is going to lead to a complete implosion. He will strike out on any significant talent in the portal. The roster will be a disaster, filled with middling talent, the best disinterested players money can buy. Woodson will mentally check out, if that is even more possible, by mid season( maybe he goes for a season record for double technical early exits). I don't even doubt he checks out before next season, when he gets turned down by several players whose names escape him and he realizes this season was as good as he was ever going to have it after TJD and JHS departed.

Meh, offense would be top5 if Pearl realized college bb offense runs inside out.

Woodson's ejection was so obviously intentional. He was tired of watching shitty basketball, had no desire to coach them up, and knew he could get an hall pass to the locker room with just a few choice words to the ref. He showed zero emotion, it was merely his easy calculated early exit. The players knew it, it is obvious by their disinterest of him walking out. He quit on the players plain and simple. A disgraceful act that will lead to another neglectful offseason and a failure of the following season, all because he is a stubborn old sh*thead.

Quinn musta texted Woody that he had some fresh Cohibas and an early tee time for 2 tomorrow.

Sure- We are going with what the actual person was quoted as actually saying now? What if doesn't fit my narrative? Next thing you are going to tell me is "scientist" say the earth is round.

My creation...you're welcome.

Woody needs to tell MSU the game is played inside out. The are hitting all these 3's but they are doing it wrong.

Well, if Woodson "Woody Hayes' "a kid it might.

I kinda want it to burn to the ground next season. Let the nimrods reap what they sow. Be embarrassed about their lack of real concern for the program and the alumni. Watch Purdue beat us by 30min AH, be bottom 4 in the B10. But hey, at least the old man got his fourth year of inside out basketball.

I have been truthfully checked out on IU basketball for years, I get reeled back in occasionally but realize this program and administration has not the wherewithal to compete like it once did. Thankful I will always have the 1987 Championship as a freshman as a memory.

IU about to field a 2024 team that will make the 2008-09 team look good.

Someone wake me up when IU basketball is worth a frick again. At least I can watch my sons Gators, Tod Golden has them trending.

Woodson wears his underwear inside out on day 2.

I mean they are correct. All you goofs calling him lazy are so misinformed. He is not at all lazy about his cigar game, his whiskey game, his golf game. As they said different priorities. Basketball and recruiting just happen to fall just below mowing the lawn and just above expressing his dogs anal glands.

our the smartest??? Do the rest in the county need instructions just to breathe? [/s]

Agreed his mature, less below average than Cupps, borderline sexual assualt PG play would have us firmly on the bubble of teams not on the bubble.

Hopefully "we" have. Don't self report just deny, deny, and obstruct until the NCAA gives up.