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Good to know that we aren’t the only team that shoots stupid long twos.

Did somebody spike Penn State’s water with ‘ludes? They look slow.

These kids having been playing organized ball for over a decade and have somehow completely forgotten the fundamentals of basketball. I can’t tell you the last time I saw somebody jump up in the air with the ball and land without shooting it. Come on.

That was a stupid goaltend.

No hustle. We should have come up with that loose ball.

I would say that coach is Calipari.

You beat me to it

Here is the full list of current college coaches who have been to a Final Four since 2000 (and the number of times they went): Izzo - 7 Calipari - 5 Self - 4 Pitino - 3 Few, Larranaga, Matta, Sampson - 2 Altman, Barnes, Beard, Bennett, Cronin, Hubert Davis, Mike Davis, Dutcher, Drew, Hurley, Martin, May, Moser, Pearl, Smart - 1 Pearl seems like a pretty good option to me.

Because it obviously is an issue. Donors are tired of having to pony up cash to fix our previous mistakes.

I think that the money owed to Woodson due to the "raise" contract should come out of Dolson's salary. That was an $8M mistake that he should pay for.

You are approaching it the wrong way. You need to turn it into a drinking game.

I can’t wait for the inevitable photos of Woody and Chris Tucker laughing and smoking cigars on Kirkwood in an hour. Good times, boys! Good times!

Things you don’t ever want to hear. 1. We need to talk. 2. Nebraska with their first conference road win and a season sweep of the Hoosiers.

You didn’t hear? Woody hired him to sit next to Armond and pull the string that makes his corpse move.

I can’t believe you have video of a cat out-coaching our coach.

I feel like other teams are playing chess and we are heading to the hospital to have chess pieces removed from our nose.

I can’t wait to hear the verbal gymnastics and word salad used to explain how we went on a 9 game losing streak to end the season.

So what you are saying is that we should run a grift to separate Woodson from his money and then use that money to run a shadow campaign to find and fund a new coach by bypassing the current administration? What should we run? Pig-in-a-poke, honeypot, Nigerian prince, pigeon drop, maybe we run a salting scam?

My favorite part of this is at the beginning where Tom says, "I find it harder and harder to work 100-hour weeks and 360-day years. I'm starting to plan for that finish line, somewhere down the road, and I often wonder if Woodson does the same kind of planning and thinking." I doubt Woody is putting in 100-hour weeks, and we know he isn't putting in 360-day years based on the number of pictures we see of him on the golf course.

Mike Woodson was born on third base and thinks he hit a triple. If we keep all of the players we want, get Liam, get Queen, and get the absolute best guards and shooters out of the portal, Year 2 of Mike Woodson is our ceiling. We can't get the fundamentals down, there is no way we can improve on what he did in his second year.

In a world where logic prevailed, this would be the case. Unfortunately, we live in a world where money talks and everything else walks. Everything I ever needed to learn about the way the world actually works I learned from the Wu-Tang Clan. RZA should teach a class in Economics.

Good to see that Woody has his priorities straight.

I thought I read somewhere that Georgia tried to hire him last year and he didn't immediately say "no". Maybe it was posturing for a bigger contract at Baylor. Scott lived in Indiana and has to know that it means waaaay more to win at IU than it does at a football school. I am with you, Dolson better at least make the call and make it really hard for him to say "no" or he should be fired from his job.

Why don't you think that Scott Drew is a possibility? I haven't seen any ridiculous buyout figures for him like we have with Bruce Pearl.

I hope your $hittin’ hand is waaaay bigger than your wishin’ hand.