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Double Down

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  1. Welp.  Another Saturday, another L.    Thanks for making in bearable everyone.  Have a great weekend. :)
  2.   As the 'ole wise Homer Simpson once said, "To alcohol!  The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
  3.   Ricky Jones has had the hands of a Clydesdale today.  
  4.   And Faust thought he went to hell.     Holy smokes.  How did you swallow the vomit that would inevitably result in witnessing that?  Your body must have reacted the way you would if you ate shellfish that sat out for 4 days.   
  5.   Heh.  With Jane Fonda sitting in the front row chopping with her foam axe.  Someone should have sprayed her with Foam Axe.  
  6.   Objectively, you're totally right.   Man, it just sucks to keep putting Ls up on the board.  We just can't find a way to get over the hump.  
  7. The FSU/Clemson game is a good one.  Big Playoff implications down in the swamp.    The FSU tomahawk chop might be the most irritating chant in sports.  Not for racial reasons, just for "its dumb" reasons.  
  8.   Brian Knorr has to wake up every morning wondering just wondering what he was thinking taking the IUDC job.  
  9.   Yup.  And then we have announcers puzzling why there are more people drinking beer and socializing in the parking lot than going inside the stadium to watch this torture. 
  10. Another 4th Quarter humiliation.  
  11. The number of times I thought that in the last 20 years of IU Football.  
  12. That blitz on 3 and 10 was the worst thing I've ever seen.  Rushed 8 guys and no one came close to the QB.  
  13. Drop.   Drop.   Drop.   Drop.  
  14.   Our offense not closing the deal has lead to this.  We can't rely on our D to keep us in this game.  
  15.   Upgrade to Woodford Reserve in the NCAA tourney and maybe we get to the Final Four. ;)
  16. Iowa seems to be playing a little nervous.    
  17. When was the last time Indiana's D got a turnover?   I can't remember the last one.  
  18. I didn't even get the last post out before another drop happened. 
  19. Insert [drop comment here] [repeat] [repeat]
  20. Ok!  I'll take a little bend not break.  
  21. A QB with a groin injury outrunning our linebackers.  Indiana Football acquiesces like no other. 
  22. Iowa's O-line is just blowing us up off the snap.  
  23. Mitchell Paige has now dropped two pass that were throw right into his hands. 
  24. Indiana's defense is still doing things they shouldn’t this time of year. Half the time they’re just out of position. They don’t stay home and consistently over pursue.   I’m going back in time and creating a macro in 1995. I will then just hit a key stroke and post it in every game for infinity.
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