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(Borat voice): "Baby, do you know I'm with the Sporting Eastern League? Any not just any Divison, I'm in the Winne…… https://t.co/8Zoyb91EWq

Great to be alive https://t.co/TBuIxsPg0q https://t.co/4P2J36jZwc

There you are. The folks at the golf course were worried sick. They haven't seen you in days. https://t.co/sIIMtKGv58

RT @dcresisting: @FiveThirtyEight https://t.co/U72e2u35pv

RT @billclinton: Can't keep a good man down! Welcome back, #39. https://t.co/axnBBMihHX

RT @HamillHimself: SHOUT OUT to #HarrisonFord for no reason other than giving me the single greatest advice EVER:"Don't get cocky!" Thanks…

RT @BeschlossDC: Burr-Hamilton duel, Weehawken, New Jersey--today 1804: https://t.co/g82MX87BDE

I'm not much of stats guy. Is that good or bad? https://t.co/7FuYjZ6zYF

Delacroix https://t.co/QfDuYeFoYR https://t.co/hO5htnhRH9

10 more minutes. Make it count America.

RT @ddiamond: The one tweet Obama sent a year ago vs the one tweet Trump sent today. https://t.co/0N5VyxDyCH

RT @TimBaffoe: You're sending money for infrastructure and schools? What a guy. https://t.co/c3k8gJRpN9

Excited to hear the WH talk about the leaking of another exposed Trump lie. https://t.co/6rhkPsteFF

RT @andylassner: Today is Trump's 30th day playing golf as president. The same amount of days he said it would take him to wipe out ISIS.…

RT @ChronicHoosier: BOOM. #iubb https://t.co/TI50Q1mO3z

Tipping AND charging a waiting fee for more than two minutes. Thanks @uber for proving the strategy law of "all growth will end".

#NewProfilePic https://t.co/YMCKEDL32J

Socially-awkward low-carb diet. Summer baby. https://t.co/pJgTBYmx5a https://t.co/CmEySfzc1A

RT @pmalcor: Many gun owners say their right to bear is to protect themselves against the government. So what are they saying now?? https:/…

Steve Kerr is the best

RT @KyleNeddenriep: Final: Indiana All-Stars 94, Kentucky 89. That's 17 in a row.

Attention to detail in the WH. Top to bottom. https://t.co/pKLdO8SsSQ

RT @pmalcor: Trump now directly monetizing US presidency. https://t.co/KhvYFLuy73

RT @DavidCornDC: Pittsburgh mayor tells Trump to take a hike, get lost, you don't know what you're talking about. https://t.co/C4nHvNq38F

Cubs are reaaaaaaaly struggling and I'm caaaaaaaaalm about it. Long way to go.