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Congrats on Lindros getting into the HOF @Lindros97 Well deserved.

God bless those goofy bastards:The British are frantically Googling what the E.U. is, hours after voting to leave it https://t.co/VOXo6lWI1Z

When the Bulls ship Derrick Rose to the Knicks, they better mark the package “fragile”. #HEY-OH

@LukaG_55 You will LOVE Bloomington! https://t.co/Sc98ORxVGk

@TheEconomist ... to a less regulated galaxy far, far away.

@TheOnlyEdAsner @MrDanZak Strike that: U of C alum. (The editor regrets the error).

Child enters Lego exhibit in China. Exhibit personal had no choice but to put down the giant fox to protect the boy. https://t.co/XFdGyDwjWY

Blame me @JLester34 https://t.co/uG8s8HmiAO

RT @Cubs: Here is tonight's #Cubs lineup for Game 2 of the doubleheader. Game preview: https://t.co/T7PhjLqu1a #LetsPlayTwo https://t.co/o…

After this weekend, the Nationals' mothers don't love their sons anymore. #Cubs

Urban lunch coma. https://t.co/qCSdtsxtic https://t.co/olmQgRDIVd

@jhoward_8 Couldn't be happier for you! From B-town to Chi-town! #iufb #BearDown

Only Ditka could have done that Star Spangled Banner rendition worse. #Cubs

Hard to argue with @dandakich giving Coach Knight the hard word on coming back to IN for Trump but not for the 76 team.

RT @theaceofspaeder: Jake Arrieta has led the #Cubs to a 21-1 (.955) record in his last 22 starts. The only loss was the no-hitter by Cole…

Hope you've been practicing @petesparacino19 https://t.co/eAEP8yEZIz

RT @ASUBigE: Hey, @MPFOGARTY, I thought you might enjoy this. https://t.co/MhTj7MTBeo

Old man river breaks up the no-hitter

My goodness, this is going to be a fun season on the northside.

Projected high of 67 today in Chicago, so why wouldn't there be icicles on my garage this … https://t.co/527Wgk8VIq https://t.co/UGL5GzWcVr

RT @TheBigHandsome: I love dad jokes and I don't care who knows it https://t.co/DGamVED7ib