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ALASKA HOOSIER

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  1. MSB knows Victoria's secret     Sorry, i think we need some humor today. Another rain cloud pissin' on our Hoosiers. :(
  2. MSB doesn't keep dope in the dorms!
  3. Some kids piss their name in the snow. MSB can piss his name into concrete.
  4. MSB'S mom is so badass! We should give homage for her giving us MSB. Happy mothers day!
  5. University of the Incarnate Word was named after MSB
  6. MSB isn't hung like a horse....horses are hung like MSB
  7. MSB once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 55 minutes having sex with his waitress.
  8. MSB is 1/18th part Indian. Not because of his ancestory, but because he ate a %#$% indian!
  9. Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon. But MSB was the first (and last) to walk on the sun
  10. The statue of Liberty has a tattoo of MSB on her inner thigh
  11. when you misspell awesome, auto-correct changes it to MSB
  12. MSB's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried :thankyou:
  13. Did you get an autograph afterwards?
  14. that wasn't just one little lady assitant.....that was the cheerleader squad, the glee club, and the women's crew. The guy is a player
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  16. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures MSB allows to live.
  17. We have respect... giving him tons! The guy is a stud!
  18. MSB got a perfect score on his SATs...Simply by writing his name as every answer
  19. The active ingredient in Diet coke is MSB's sweat!
  20. When MSB gives you "the finger", he is telling you how many seconds you have left to live
  21. When MSB does pushups, he isn't lifting himself up....he is pushing the ground down.   Most people wear superman pajamas, Superman wears MSB pajamas   MSB once made a happy meal cry.
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