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Man, Notre Dame fans are wack. They don't show up to their basketball team when they're good.

Aww, my cat's breath smells like butt.

If there's consolation, this is a make or break year for Woodson, and he's clearly breaking it.

I'm just tired, man. He's not that bad, but it's just, we need someone who doesn't go into the fetal position the moment he sees a team that has aspirations above Motor City Bowl.

I'm not mad, I'm just... disappointed.

Thankfully, this will be the last time we will ever see Kurtis Rourke.

ANYONE BUT ROURKE!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

You know the answer will be no.

****!

Oh my God, we stopped a drive.

What the heck happened? Did we have too many posts?

Oh, Sure, We'll Beat THESE Guys But Not Nebraska - 80 Pardon Me, Roy - 64

Those clowns haven't won a title since '88. It's the same trappings we have with basketball where they think they are entitled to win because they are Notre Dame.

Couldn't find or locate if we had one for the ladies' sport, so I figured I'd at least make one given that there are at least some interesting things to talk about, even if it may be resigned to the general thread over at the men's side. So, let's start with this: Las Vegas women's tournament loses Dayton, Purdue, Texas A&M (espn.com) The school up north saw what happened last month and decided "No sir, I didn't like it", opting instead to play a road game against Texas A&M. Dayton also pulled out, and the organizers are trying to save face by claiming that the other schools involved are glad the "Power 5" schools aren't showing up, which begs the question... when did Dayton join a Power 5 conference? They're still in the Atlantic 10, which is regarded as the biggest of the mid-majors, but saying its a Power 5 is a stretch. Now, in fairness, here is South Point Arena: Arena Information - South Point Arena, Equestrian Center, and Exhibit Hall It's not a reception room or dance hall; it's an actual arena with seats configured usually for rodeo events and was one of the places I pointed out as a "secondary" venue people could have gone to. But I think the event the Hoosiers played at ruined it for everyone due to how you just can't trust these people with organization (claiming they would be playing in a TV-ready set) or safety (leaving a concussed Auburn player for 40+ minutes) or promotion (not having anything for fans).

He's gonna lose it the moment he heads to Cook-Out and sees that Assyrian tablet of a menu.

I had to predict the Toiletmakers would score points. I was being too merciful.

Pfft. Snowflakes.

Well, if the play in games weren't stuck in Dayton and on a network only degenerates watched one weekend a year, maybe people would give a **** about them.

I mean, it would at least offer extra revenue and TV exposure so those teams could finish the season on a high note.

I'll Finally Get That Postseason Win in my Lifetime - 34 Offensive Irish Stereotype - 28

Should be noted that Boise State gets a bye but all of the quarterfinals and onward are at actual bowls.

Haven't played the Irish since 1991.

Purdue made a big mistake in firing Ryan Walters. They should've kept him in for one more season.