MartintheMopMan

I made you this gif. It might LITERALLY be the worst gif I've ever made. It's like a crappy tumblr gif.  

If my wife sat in the first row of GA without me she wouldn't be my wife for long.

Someone (who I'm not saying I'm married to) gets them on her cheek when she's stressed. She wears a band-aid after the first day so she can go to work. 

You do to hide it if you're going to work or whatever.

The announcer said (and I quote) he was "recovering from a cut lip".   Whatever that means.

And, for the love of G-D, if you like smoking pot in college and successfully become a superstar from Indiana? Maybe, fight for legalization? I mean, at this rate, Indiana is going to be the last state in the union. Though, if it's a legitimate blunt the body has ways of shutting that thing down. 

Wow, I didn't notice that initially. Over half the turnovers! That's insane.     I was not. I asked him to come back and play center and had a hoodie that he signed on my back. Plus, not a student. We met him at the Blazer's game. I had ample opportunity to bother him when I was in law school though, I saw him everywhere when he was in school. Easily 10 or 11 times. And my best friend was neighbors with Luke so that really upped the ante.

I should have told him when he signed my shirt and called me smarter than him. I'm sorry. I was disarmed by his height. Plus, he's so awkward I always have trouble imagining him successfully interacting with people. Someone who is still in Bloomington work on Luke for us and he'll bring in his brothers.

Love those numbers. ROJO devastated our 3-pt percentage though. We'd be like 48% without his misses. I don't understand what's been wrong with him.

Can I admit this was the first game that I realized a poll existed too? Though, I realized before you pointed it out.

That wasn't HA, that was a Mynah bird.

JBJ is going to win every game. I think we wouldn't have won if Troy and Stan sat out again so I had to give it to Troy. It was tough, I wanted to give it to Z because he owned that momentum shift with the Z4.

I saw you on the TV. You looked taller than I expected.

Plus, it was funny. I'm funny guys. No matter what my wife and baby say.   Speaking of my baby, she totally humped the dog in her little cheerleader outfit after the win. I think she's watching the wrong TV shows...

That's what I've been saying since Canada. I think he's improving on that, he looked better this game than last. I don't know if he'll fully overcome it, but get it down to a quarter second and I'll take it.

I wish they would include it in their podcast. There is literally no way I will listen to it now, but I get frustrated when I run out of podcasts on the way to work and the last thing they did was the exhibition games.

I feel like that joke would work better with Freethrows based on pure percentages. 

Hey, the bride of Frankenstein wasn't born with it!

I was hoping for some cool story where he used his powers to absorb some of MJ's essence. But, I guess that's fine too. Unrelated note, BTN2GO no longer lets you fast-forward commercials if you're behind in the game. What a waste.

Why does Blackmon have that white stripe? Did he suffer an X-men style trauma?

Stan isn't a starter normally so... I don't know.

Zimmerman's mom said we've stopped recruiting him despite being in his top 10.

Not at all. I would never hold him accountable for the actions of any one player. What I would hold him accountable for is two years of recruiting in a row where he doesn't address our needs. All resources available should be poured toward securing a near-court-ready big for the 2015 class. The decisions of individual recruits doesn't fall on the coach, but the direction of recruiting classes does.  There is a lot of scholarship room talk in this thread for example. If Bryant is concerned about scholarship room then mistakes were made in recruiting already. I love OG and Juwon and can't wait for them to wear the candy stripes, but our true need is for a center. 

Actually, along the lines of my last post. Whomever makes the game thread in the future, would it be possible to try and remember to add time and network? If it saves just one other person it will have been worth it... especially since I never create the game threads.

Oh my gosh guys! This game is at 8 your time not 9! I HAD MY WHOLE DAY SCHEDULED TO MISS THE FIRST HOUR!  I mean, I can fix it because I realized in time. But, that was a close one.