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@pauljac3_ hell yeah Paul. Get paid have a parity.

RT @scottEweinberg: The Trump kids would last about 19 seconds in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.

I just earned the '2X' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/4ExAMyVg5v

@SixBitsKyle @SuperstarDFS @mattbirnbach It's really frustrating. Was hoping for some bigger MLS contests when EPL started to entice overlap

RT @ClickHole: This Woman Spent $200,000 On Plastic Surgery In Order To Look Like Beyoncé’s Head https://t.co/KXOJjEUJTR https://t.co/YH8Cg…

Well, "cute boy 7th Heaven" is now a real thing in my Google search history.

First she'll take our guns. Next she'll come for our water. Wake up sheeple. https://t.co/QkiM4cp1of

Please read @AriFleischer today. It's important.

My fortune cookie from Panda Express was empty. That's real heavy, man.

Pokey Lafarge and his band put on a great show tonight at Canaan Commons. Thanks @Muncie3Trails!

RT @BtownBanners: How it feels to be a Hoosier #IUFB https://t.co/zj56nj94O1

I just earned the 'Wheel of Styles' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/sDWdcLG2Zs

Aliens, Gene Wilder, and a McChicken. I hate Mondays.

@dfsMLS ???????????????? Adam Jahn revenge game alert. ????????????????

Friday night status: googling pictures of dogs playing poker.

Panera is the worst restaurant on the planet. Please do not @ me.

Remember when dreams used to be fun? Last night I was trapped in a dream where I was just reading a pdf file of used video stores.

Somebody tell me how to feel about #TheNightOf. It's... perfectly ok and not much more.

RT @Simone_Biles: michael phelps taught me how to stack my medals

RT @RyanLochte: I want a women that will cry and pour there heart out for me

RT @netw3rk: ryan lochte is elite-level stupid and that should be recognized. up there w the dumbest famous people this nation has ever pro…

RT @peegs: Drouin's gold is the eight medal, fifth gold for Indiana U athletes. Already most medals for IU athletes since Munich in 1972.

Every Sunday night before bed I shave like Luke Wilson in The Royal Tenenbaums. #sundayblues https://t.co/4mZcnChEpS

The woman making my food at Moe's just informed me that "queso was just cheese" like I'm from Mars and this is a top US military secret.

RT @JimmyDonofrio: You get all the way to "Man it's a hot one" before the next swimmer touches the wall after Ledecky https://t.co/tqKnThas…