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While less applicable, I'd be far happier if he suddenly replaced Bruce Webber.

Exactly. While certainly theoretically possible, it was completely out of place to think we’d be 1-7. I know you’re rooting hard for IU, but that overwhelmingly negative assumption was a bad take IMO. I disagreed then and my opinion hasn’t changed. That's okay - the board is a place to throw out hot takes and have others push back at them. BTW, I'm also not a fan of the hot takes that assume because we're currently playing great we won't lay an egg occasionally.

No. Just no. Neither. No. We are good. When we get X and Race back we will be even better. But B1G teams are tough to beat every single time. We will win plenty and we will lose some.

When @Hovadipo types IN ALL CAPS stating that he is "FINE?" #EasyTell

Can you please make something up about a crazed, screaming Illini lunatic (maybe your wife?) who apologized and ended up rooting for IU? *shhhh... let's pretend we never had this post so that your response can seem really true*

Hova this morning, part II: https://www.tiktok.com/@whichkatie/video/6861942862326615301 "Normally I don't put sugar or syrups in my coffee because I like my coffee like my soul; bitter as ****." lol

Only Xavier Johnson could find a way to get a tech while in a walking boot. I thought the refereeing was fine. Did they miss some? I'm sure because they always do. Too much, too fast makes for an imperfect process. If Mike Woodson is paying attention, and he clearly is, the next few prep days are going to include a lot of Trayce playing out of double teams. I love that we'll be doing so with those friendly, comfy, Assembly Hall three point rims.

So @Hovadipo, I'm needing to hear a few stories of Illinois fan pre-game braggadocio, followed by stories of reveling in sadness straight from JakeFromStateFarm Arena.

Another takeaway: I know we've got a lot of work to do; it's going to be a tough road for this IU team to meet your expectation of a 1-7 conference record. ;)

Hova Uecker

And I married a grad of …

And Keith Richards is still alive!

And just like that Brady Dunlap, and Parker Fredrichson are available again. Both are intriguing for IU.

But the whole Hall is general admission once you’re in, right?

Quick and easy questions: I may be in Bloomington for next Thursday night's IUWBB game against Ohio State. It looks like only "general admission" tickets are available on-line. Is it that easy - pay your $10 at the door for general admission/first come first serve as the primary best way to buy tickets for IUWBB? Say they get 10,000 for this top ten matchup. How early before the game does one need to get there to sit in good seats (say, below row 25)? Thanks all

Surveillance photo of Hova watching the game:

It’s like the BtownBanners version of “onions!”

If you get a knock on your door tonight, don't answer. We're sending Doug Plank, Bob Probert, Charles Oakley, Keith Magnuson, and AJ Pierzinski over to have a talk with you about this post. Also Nancy Faust (she reportedly carries a shiv at all times). ps; their will be no former Cubs at your door. Dey all really soft.

Hereafter known as the Illinois "plastic bag trick."

Typed in all CAPS. This may be worse than I thought. Someone may need to scavenge the streets of Champaign-Urbana for a "sedative."

You are misreading @Hovadipo This is his dry sense of humor at its best. He has few thoughts, and little contempt for the University of Illinois and its fans.

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