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PART I: And now, it's time for the stoooory of "AS THE TWO-GUARDS TURN", the never-ending bittersweet saga of a group of star-crossed youngsters and their dramatic drama-filled dramafest of dramatic drama. In this week's episode: Will Isaiah leave Tom for Rick, who is still heartbroken over his torrid affair with Karen S? Will Jaquan, Rick's current love, feel Isaiah's attention turning to his man, and go back to flirting with Tom, Jaquan's gramma's true love? Will Dante leave the countryside for a quick fling with Tom or Cal, avenging his father's love of Dean and Roy, or will he go for fame and fortune in the big city? Will Robert, the previously unloved, now handsome newcomer, become the new infatuation of Roy or Tom, or will he stay home with Tony? Then there's James. OH JAMES!! Will James, who once loved Tom, return to his arms, or will he continue to be drawn to Cal like his best friend Trey, who only loves Cal for his money? And, will Tom leave them all behind, hoping that only Good-luck will see him through? All these questions and more will be answered during the next month. Don't miss a day of the tension, the passion, and the drama that can only be... "AS THE TWO-GUARDS TURN" (now playing on college campuses and message boards near you) Part II: And now it's time for another installment of the stoooory of "AS THE TWO-GUARDS TURN", the never-ending bittersweet saga of a group of star-crossed youngsters and their dramatic drama-filled dramafest of dramatic drama. In this week's episode: Jaquan, who had accepted Ricky's proposal, LEFT HIM AT THE ALTAR! (gasp!). Jaquan will be back to playing the field in no time. His gramma still dreams of him settling down with Tom, but Jaquan may be attracted to that bad boy Cal. Robert also received a proposal; from Roy, who says he loves Robert, but the whole town is thinking that Robert and Tom will live happily ever after. Roy has become strangely infatuated with James. Roy even snuck into James' house the day after James' former love, Tom, was there. James wants to be with Trey, but Trey is still eyeing bad boy Cal and his fancy cars and jewelery. James is already from the wealthy side of town and is not sure about Cal. Tom's father, Tom Sr. is wooing Lourawls. Doesn't Tom Sr. know that Tom Jr. and Lourawls have been dating for some time now? Both Tom Sr. and Tom Jr. have proposed to Lourawls!! Old friends Cody and Vic returned to the show for a cameo appearance. There was a big party and celebration in their honor. Everyone wished Goodluck to the town. Tune in again next time for "AS THE TWO-GUARDS TURN". Don't miss a day of the tension, the passion, and the drama! (now playing on college campuses and message Part III: Now appearing on our new network, it's time for the stoooory of "AS THE TWO-GUARDS TURN", the never-ending bittersweet saga of a group of star-crossed youngsters and their dramatic drama-filled dramafest of dramatic drama. When we last left our guards, Jaquan had left Ricky, Cal was flirting with James and Jaquan, Rob was torn between Roy and Tom, and Lourawls was cheating on Tom with (gasp) Tom Sr.!, all while Tom Jr. waited for "good-luck". Well, Tom Jr. was heartbroken that Lourawls left him for Tom Sr. the elder, and if that wasn't enough, goodluck eloped to Las Vegas with a complete stranger! Alas, all seemed lost for Tom when the goodhearted young Rob spurned Roy. Everyone had gathered for Roy and Rob's wedding, but Rob declared his commitment to Tom! There was much joy, but now Rob's best friend Devin may be moving into town, which is only bringing more drama. Meanwhile, the fickle James STILL cannot make up his mind, and may be tiring of bad-boy Cal. Did Tom's commitment to Rob send James into Cal's arms forever, or will it spur James's competitive nature to fight for what is his? Will Jaquan shock the town by bringing his whimsical ways back to our show? Will Devin follow Rob? Will the Government shutdown finally be lifted? (oops! sorry, wrong soap opera) All these questions and more will be answered during the next month. Don't miss a day of the tension, the passion, and the drama that can only be... "AS THE TWO-GUARDS TURN" (now playing on college campuses and message boards near you)

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Once again, it's time for the stoooory of "AS THE TWO-GUARDS TURN", the never-ending bittersweet saga of a group of star-crossed youngsters and their dramatic drama-filled dramafest of dramatic drama. In a comedic twist, a stranger from another land, Max has joined the cast. He's a surfer dude with a German accent, and everyone thinks he's super-duper cool! Now, on to our main storyline...Yes...JAMES SAID "I DO" (squeal!) Seems he told Booker that if Booker moved in with bad-boy Cal, so would James. Secretly, however, the whole town felt that Booker's new fling with Cal would only make James jealous in the long run. Well, it did. The whole town came dressed-up for a costume party on Halloween eve. James had two hats to cover his head (and his innermost feelings). Tom was home trick-or-treating in his homey neighborhood, and bad boy Cal was out gambling and delivering $200,000.00 in a brown paper bag to someone. For the final dance, James almost put on the costume professing his love for Cal, but then then, THEN... HE PROFESSED HIS TRUE LOVE FOR TOM! and glowingly stated "There's no place like home. There's no place like home". Everyone was soooooo happy, except for Cal, who angrily went to play with "The Twins" he had bought last year. Cal's friend Casual GM choked on a banana when he heard the news! All across the town across the river, people beat their cousins/spouses/farm animals (and sometimes that was all in one creature!). The only ones who knew what was going to happen were James' BFF Jaquan, and Jaquan's BFF Kendrick! Meanwhile, Jaquan secretly plotted to join James. Jaquan is currently in a land far away, but may come back to town soon. Will Jaquan now find true love, and if he moves to town will that make James and good-hearted Rob jealous? Find out next time, and don't miss a day of the tension, the passion, and the drama that can only be... "AS THE TWO-GUARDS TURN" (now playing on college campuses and message boards near you)

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To quote the video...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOHNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Victor Oladipo was a program changer. Why do you think that players like Troy Williams, Stan Robinson, Rob Johnson and James Blackmon (and potentially Jaquan Lyle) chose IU over UNC and UK? All three programs are blue bloods from major conferences that had minutes to offer players of that caliber. Moreover, why do you think that the families of each of those players are so completely enamored with IU? Here's why: those families and players want their son/themselves to be as much as possible like Victor Oladipo. They don't want to emulate Marquis Teague, Eric Bledsoe, or Kendall Marshall. What they want is to be an extraordinary, elite player who is a lottery pick, AND who gets a college degree, AND who has countless ESPN and NBA TV stories about how they've become a focused, dedicated role model both on and off the court. Troy Williams will be great, but Victor Oladipo is the absolute gold standard. It's Just. That. Simple.

Sacrelige!! Victor Oladipo's junior year is the ultimate gold standard for an athletic slasher at IU. Troy can be an all-time Hoosier great and never get there.

Indiana's Neat Janitor: Meet Indiana's Sloppy Janitor!: SOON TO BE DROPPING BUCKETS AT THE ASSEMBLY HALL NEAR YOU!

Folks, it's all good. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh3PBlFLvQ4

THE SLOPPY JANITOR WILL BE DROPPING MORE BUCKETS THAN MARTHA THE MOP LADY EVER HAS! WELCOME BACK TO WHERE YOU BELONG JB!

And that's ok.

A little glimpse into the relative strength of two of our future opponents: The University of Indianapolis played an exhibition game against Notre Dame a few nights ago, and let me tell you tell me tell you...it was a blowout. The ol' Fightin Irish put it to the Greyhounds, 95-69. Tonight, the University of Indianapolis Greyhounds played a road game at Mackey Arena, home of the mighty Purdue Boilermeekers of the Big Ten. Purdue 80, Univ of Indy 73. Juuuust got by 'em. Tee heeheeheeheehee!

Keep workin' it bro...guys like me and Nipples are down in South Florida and can't contribute diddlysquat (other than charm and good looks). You've got to make up for us!

C'mon mdn...you're up in those parts. Start working the phones! :keeporder:

Evan Daniels ‏@EvanDanielsFOX49s A very good source says it's "50-50 between Kentucky & Indiana" for James Blackmon.

Let me feed the rumor tree: That UK hack poster on RuppRafturds, Running Ramel is an Indy guy and has claimed to be connected in the past. Apparently Ramel has just backed away from his firm "JB2 to UK" forecast.

You gotta be freakin' kidding me. That's a bit of speculation that's waaaay hotter than the others.

Painter's got a roster full of 4 star players, but he can't seem to win with them. Man 'o man, that Painter sure can recruit, but his in-game coaching and substitution patterns are severely lacking! (tic)

I do not consider speculation from 247's "Long Duk Dong" credible inside information.

BWahaahaahaahaahaa! My evil plan is working!

I 'liked' this post even though it is truly, truly disturbing.

Kentucky's most feared opponents this year? 1) An IRS audit of their booster's payments to AAU coaches and cousins of their players. 2) A new NCAA rule that includes degrees obtained by scholarship players as a component of APR.

Attached is a video of my costume last year: http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=super+chicken+youtube&FORM=VIRE1#view=detail&mid=3ED5BC72330BC5397D193ED5BC72330BC5397D19