KennyP

Is it typical to retire the jersey of someone who never actually won anything?

Little Braden Airball lmaoooo. Totally outclassed from the tip. Safe travels to Europe Edey

Does Pork Chop finally realize he will NEVER win the big one at Purdue, and bolt to a real program like UK?

Why isn’t little Braden doing his “ice in my veins” celebration tonight? Little turd

Purdue fans calling UConn “the best team we’ve ever seen.” Lmao dorks

Haven’t heard his name all night. Why isn’t the little combover smirking and laughing and talking ****? Little punk

Better hide the white boards! Big ogre will be looking to punch a hole in one again. Hide the sticky notes too, I’m sure little Braden Smith will be looking to punch something too

Purdue’s best team ever. Their best player ever. Their best shot in our lifetime and for the foreseeable future. And they are getting spanked like a child. Hahahaha back to reality

20 mins from reality setting in up in smelly WL. The tall kid will be gone, and pork chop will hand the keys over to the yellow toothed midget. All is well here on Kirkwood

UK called, told them no way. I’m a BTown guy now! Talk about a gorgeous day on Kirkwood today. Btw, that little 5’3” point guard from Purdue had his Daddy reach out to Woody about transferring. Mike put the phone down to hit his tee shot, then the call dropped before Mike could tell him no way in hell. Good luck to that little guy

Hoosier fans! Been a few weeks, it’s Coach KP! Just wanted to check in. Who is looking forward to seeing these Engineering dorks get their **** pushed in tonight? Purdue sucks! Their center is just tall and judging by twitter he hits 2’s on and off the court. Their point guard wants to be black so bad. Shooting guard is a dork with a combover. Kauffman Renn’s momma has been passed around more than a blunt. Don’t get me started on that fat **** Lance Jokes. Bunch of scrubs. Go Hoosiers. **** Purdouche

Bigger, faster, and stronger *men

Got beat by a bunch of manly @$$ dudes. Heads up Hoosiers.

Yall see Edey’s new tat? Says “I’m just tall!” that kid called Woody and I and begged to come to Bloomington. We hung up and blocked his number.

Yall didn’t want Bruce P, Yall wanted Kenny P!

All part of the plan boys. Like Woody, Quinn, Hill, and I talked about, we need more bigs! We are so guard heavy right now. Everyone knows the college game is played inside out. You need 1 ball handler, and 4 bigs. The hump is getting smaller and we need all you true fans to hang with us. Oh, btw, we had to overpay and beg a few dudes to stay. Your NIL donations would be appreciated. Have you seen the going rate for bigs in the portal?…. Sincerely, Head Coach In Waiting Kenny P

What’s good fellas?! Just wanted to come through and say I can’t wait to get up there and coach in front of the “truest fans” in the country. These Louisville fans did me dirty, the reason I failed. Can’t wait to learn from Coach Woody. Coach Hill told me “you gotta bring the energy.” That’s exactly what I’ll do. Don’t worry, Coach Woody has a few good years in him. My first advice, “don’t change the the offense, the boys gotta get themselves over the hump and knock down the shots we get for them.” See yall in April! Sincerely, Your Head Coach In Waiting Kenny P