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ALASKA HOOSIER

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    If college basketball programs were countries

    Because of hackers breaking in to the Department of Defense, i have been afraid to post our "Super-secret" operational framework for the Penn State "kittie-kats". I feel our security measures are strict enough to protect our plan, so i'm free to release to the corps. 1. Tre-buchets relentless long-range bombardment will result in utter destruction. 2. Targeting prioritization of their only possible threat. My spies have determined that they have only one offensive capability and this must be neutralized in order for their attack to be degraded. 3. We are in dire need of a morale boost for one our main battle tanks. I propose we commit that force early to bring back operational capability and then augment with the smaller, yet efficient tank who has provided valuable motivation yet unproven capability. Finally: once our dominance has been proven, we will release our Priller to dismantle what is left of their resolve. pending your objections, this is THE plan.
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    (2015) C Thomas Bryant to IU

      BS! Stop with the negativitism Alford!!!!
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    If college basketball programs were countries

    YES MAAAAAAAAMMMMM!
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    If college basketball programs were countries

    Pritch, don't take that in a bad light. You are a friggin' hero amongst the fans. Always the under dog that kept fighting off the porch. We want the prill-enator to emulate what you brought to the game.
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    College Bball Thread

    I think he is wearing his B'Ball uni under his suit. The guy has been around since christ was starting PG.
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    College Bball Thread

    friggin' UK ~
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    College Bball Thread

    I really don't care for either one of them. I kinda want UNC to win because i don't think they're as strong as UL
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    If college basketball programs were countries

    Better than world of warcraft! Better than Dungeons and dragons! Better than farmville!   ~ Btown banners forum!
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    If college basketball programs were countries

    Shake reporting: 1. use our tre-buchets using swarm tactics attempting to get their Command and control (C2) in early trouble and eliminate them from the fight. 2. our tanks must be fueled up and ready to fight. I will use them in a "take the fight to their tanks" making their tanks afraid to commit. 3. NO MAGINAL LINE! We are tearing that thing down and never going to use that again. We have learned our lesson, now it is time to have a mobile defense.   "liberté, egalité, and fraternité."
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    If college basketball programs were countries

    The situation in France is another failed example of the West believing we can understand muslim extremism. I despise terrorism! It's only a matter of time for when it happens here again....and again...and again. I know, I know...Politics/religion/Fashion should not be discussed in these posts. It just saddens me to see this happen.   I will stop.   God Bless France! Let the families of the victims have peace tonight. And let them FIND and KILL the TERRORISTS!
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    If college basketball programs were countries

    All we can do is have fun with it
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    If college basketball programs were countries

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    If college basketball programs were countries

    ugh...just watched 3/4 of the game. turned it off. this was embarrassing. off with my head!
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    If college basketball programs were countries

    Sorry, been busy with my grad school work. I know the game is on (i'm on black out so i can't see what's happening~ i have to wait until i get finished at work to watch). Anyhoooo. here is the game plan: 1. shut down their long range artillery by using our snipers. We can use a terrain denial strategy by taking away the good ground for launches. 2. Our tanks are getting better at engaging, as apparent by the past couple of battles. We will continue to employ both battalions, leaving none in reserve. i think one might have problems with it's tracks...i heard rumors 3. Our Artillery barrage is unmatched. We must ensure that they have the proper equipment and logistical support to keep the cannons firing. Using the tanks as an offensive weapon, will enable our artillery freedom of movement and open targets. We can't rely on using them only on defense. 4. Reserves will be paramount in this melee, due to the psychological operations that the Izzonites employ on invading armies. We can limit this by taking away their support early, and sustain it. We cannot let the PSYOP flourish. 5. Attack, attack, attack. 73+ offensive assaults. They can only sustain for a certain amount of time.   Battle Cry: step on their throats when they are down! onward to victory!!!!!
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    #IUWBB @ Purdue

    Let's go Lady Hoosiers!
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    If college basketball programs were countries

    @naturalhoosier ` come join us...assimiliate! we need some Generals     and yes, it is kind of creepy
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    If college basketball programs were countries

    I was an embarrassment. Drank IPA until midnight and then the bottles of champagne came out in force. I think i drank 2 bottles by my lonesome. coma soon followed
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    If college basketball programs were countries

    I hit the champagne pretty hard last nigh, Queen-o. Really hard!! But, i will be ready for the Spartans
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    If college basketball programs were countries

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    If college basketball programs were countries

    Battle plan as follows: 1. Continuous barrage by the TRE-buches 2. Commit the reserves early and create chaos 3. Deploy stifling defense on their main long range artillery 4. Employ our little general in logistical role to ASSIST the TRE-buches 5. Protect the main avenue of approach from fast moving attacks 6. Once, our advance is recognize, deploy the PRILLER-NATOR for some BIG TEN damage and demoralization.   ON THE MARCH TO NEVERASKA!
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    #IUWBB vs MSU

    Take it to the Sparties! Go Hoosiers
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    College Bball Thread

    I believe the only thing we "lack" is a true big dude.   Your welcome
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    Hoosier Transfers and Recruiting Targets

    MSB - ******   six star!
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    (2015) C Thomas Bryant to IU

    the guy is a friggin' animal! I would love to see him in "the stripes". I sure hope our recruiting folks are staying in constant contact with him. I watched an interview from a kentucky news anchor not too long ago. UK is REALLY reaching out to him. God, i hate Calimari
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    (2015) C Thomas Bryant to IU

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