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RT @Madness2017: Nevada trailed New Mexico 90-76 with just over a minute left last night. What happened next was one of the most insane com…

RT @JuddLegum: This is what you do if you have something to hide. 6 confirmation hearings + Trump's press conference on his business conf…

RT @igorvolsky: House Republicans held a secret vote during a secret meeting on a national holiday in order to eliminate their independent…

"It's lit," I exclaim right before I drink 2 beers and fall asleep at 11.

RT @hmhernandez10: Crean motioned for Freddie McSwain to check in, McSwain took off warmup shirt and didn't have his jersey on underneath.…

RT @slmandel: This is a potential all-timer: An Arkansas player is accused of shoplifting at a Belk store while at the Belk Bowl. https://t…

I just earned the 'Wheel of Styles (Level 2)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/koxaRdAvEE

One day all our moms are going to come to collect the Tupperware they've sent leftovers home with us in and it will be called The Reckoning.

RT @StigAbell: Twitter, everybody. Laugh or you'd cry a little. https://t.co/UhHzJ8xBmW

They're playing "These Days" at @ChipotleTweets and I just reenacted The Royal Tenenbaums bus stop scene with my burrito bowl.

RT @christianhoard: Update: watching an entire episode of a TV show without looking at your phone now counts as reading a book.

RT @cbs46: Austrailian race horse, "Party Til Dawn", tests positive for meth. https://t.co/wpM6jZBq6V

RT @CalebHowe: God bless you, Wikipedia editor. You're this year's unsung hero. https://t.co/C3nKBXMuMy

RT @NathanZed: twitter is an amazing place https://t.co/8oTyVmEZrM

RT @justinhendrix: "As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bi…

RT @MurderBryan: When your Lyft avi is bad https://t.co/pXy7EODFDD

RT @MorganJWebster: @zanderdiamont if you hook me up with plane tickets and a place to stay for the bowl game, I'll make this my first tatt…

@bhaggard89 no idea if he can recruit but I'd be okay with this

RT @MarlowNYC: TFW the president-elect of the USA is retweeting a 16-year-old trolling a CNN journalist: https://t.co/Isu7RXuyvB

Indiana versus Kentucky is the only good idea anyone has had in 2016. #IUFB2NASHVILLE

RT @KennyDucey: Mr. Peanut is dabbing at the Thanksgiving Day Parade I hate 2016 https://t.co/AXSpqYrFqc

RT @ChronicHoosier: Same, kid, same. #iubb https://t.co/cstzshR6g5

I bet they hit the floor. https://t.co/46MelFrAqs

RT @kibblesmith: Your parents in 1996: Don't trust ANYONE on the Internet. Your parents in 2016: Freedom Eagle dot Facebook says Hillary i…

RT @MLSist: By popular request, I've updated this list. The logic behind calling Klinsmann the worst #USMNT coach in the modern era. Read i…