ElectricBoogaloo

Do you mean 5'11? Yogi isn't 5'1...

      "Does anyone have info on this wild rumor I just started?"   Great question. Really adding to the robust debate on the forum.

  You didn't want to make sure of anything. You just ran into a movie theater and yelled "FIRE!" because you saw a light on.

  That's what I just saw too. Way to confuse Ferrell with Yogi Berra, XLevel. Please take a very long vacation and remember to fly Malaysian Airlines.

Why post that without any links or copy/paste of what you're talking about?

  Yeah, a lot of people around here get blinded by Alford's playing days and don't realize how much of a scumbag he truly is. We would much rather get on Calipari for dropping bags of cash than Alford for antagonizing rape victims.

How does anybody actually like Ted Cruz? He is part used car salesman, part televangelist. He tries so hard to be sincere but it's clear he either isn't sincere at all or doesn't know what he's doing. When he looks into the camera and preaches I feel like I turned on the wrong channel Sunday morning.    Mike Huckabee was selling cinnamon pills as a cure for diabetes before he entered the race. Not exactly presidential material.   As much as I hate to say it, I kind of liked Bush in the most recent debate. I feel dirty. Even dirtier, I also liked Rand Paul.

Hey guys, I am considering LASIK and wanted to get some opinions. Can you answer some questions about it if you've had the procedure done?   -How long ago was it? -How is your vision now? Has it deteriorated at all from when you first had the procedure? -Did you have any side effects (dry eyes, halos, chronic pain)? If so, how long did that last? -Do you mind mentioning what you paid? If not, do you mind saying whether you went to a big place with lots of churn or a small practice? -What was the overall experience like?   Thank you!

They all said they'd sign up if you restart the members OT forum.

But once his pants are on, he makes gold records. MORE COWBELL

Golfing with recruits? That's a new strategy.

Jaybob is on patrol.   

I like this post solely for the fact that you cursed a mountain, and then 3 years later your curse came to fruition. Are you wizard?

Glad we got JBJ instead of Whitehead. Isaiah seems to be causing some issues in the Seton Hall locker room.   http://deadspin.com/seton-halls-mens-basketball-team-has-a-lot-going-on-rig-1685456396  

Ah, the "everyone else was doing it" excuse. I wonder what his parents think of that one. "Emmitt, we covered that when you were 12."

I think we all know the best basketball movie is Space Jam.

How can Kentucky be our rival when we don't even play them?

  Oohhh I like that one.

  That's the only way this thread can go from here on out.   I propose his nickname as The Flying Dutchman.    (It doesn't have to make sense)

I'll get out the ritual bloodletting tools. Don't worry Bicep, we will be gentle.

    God, I hope he's better than Hanner.

  But does a freshman Bryant give you that presence? I'm not so sure. He might be a great defender straight up but even then I think he will have the usual freshman breakdown of missed assignments and rotations. 

“We use the word Oskee not just because of the word Oskee or that it’s a battle cry of the University of Illinois. But it also stands for something. That stance that we use that word for is our success equals the knowledge of being — the K, the knowledge, of being a great student-athlete on and off the football field. Understanding how to be supportive. How to understand to be successful in the classroom. The E stands for effort, giving all-out effort in everything you do each and every day. And then the last E stands for energy. Energy, being a positive influence on the people around you. Having that belief and that system as being a teammate, being a brother, the band of brothers."   -Tim Beckman   Edit: Here's video of the wingnut at the podium delivering this ridiculous speech.   http://www.elevenwarriors.com/college-football/2015/07/56758/video-tim-beckman-gives-rambling-explanation-of-illinis-use-of-oskee

Tim Beckman fired today.   http://deadspin.com/tim-beckman-fired-for-forcing-players-to-play-through-i-1727270722  

      Then what is the point exactly of saying nobody has proven anything? Of course no games have been played. That's why they're called PRESEASON rankings.