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Number of walks taken on the canal this week: 2 Number of couples sitting in a scenic area who appear to be breaking up: 4

One of those episodes where it’s like “wish I hadn’t have listened to that” but then you’re also like “glad I did t… https://t.co/CiASbDEleb

RT @HuffPost: Nearly 76 years after Anne Frank went into hiding from the Nazis during World War II, two previously hidden pages from her di…

Pretty convinced that a big part of being a flight attendant is loudly opening and closing cabinets as many times a… https://t.co/paa4Vlwa07

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Is it acceptable for my feed to consist solely of Lin-Manuel RTs? https://t.co/DEm7mwfILq

RT @_LukeKellly: Let’s make this happen https://t.co/CEg6UGKAdB

Disagree. https://t.co/Mz5mJIyOeS

RT @yandl: We’re looking for a range of creative interns to come work their ***** off this summer. Writer. Art Director. Planner. Send your…

Preach. https://t.co/WCKZWXuFYP

But, like, whose idea was it to do the interview from the pool? https://t.co/dK4pCFeegh

@Super_Regan YOURE THE ONLY ONE WHO FEELS THAT WAY ABOUT YOUR FRECKLES. THEYRE ACTUALLY S’CUTE!!!!!

Duct Tape Packing Tape Extra Pair of Scissors Zip ties? Bubble Wrap Shrink Wrap My moving items shopping list or… https://t.co/yxhOnqlpWN

RT @lenadunham: Good mood things: waking up before your alarm, multiple beverages at once, someone over 90 emailing you, knowing you’re goi…

Literally. Can’t. Wait. https://t.co/CpCkHIHFZw

RT @NYTArchives: "The Cat in the Hat" or "Green Eggs and Ham"? Everyone has a favorite Dr Seuss book. Born on this day in 1904, he became o…

RT @lenadunham: I have learned this past week that if you think you're properly appreciating your friends you can always take it a step fur…

RT @yandl: Do us a quick favor? Vote for our @UplandBrewCo Hopsynth label? It's featured in the @10Best beer labels contest. And we're pret…

RT @pourmecoffee: This feels very much like a Mad Libs generated headline. https://t.co/kjHv8052sa

If I had one wish, it would be to have been alive when West Side Story was first released. What a true freaking tre… https://t.co/nW3yEIdffk

My evenings now revolve around the "HQ is Live" notification on my phone. Thanks for that, @samuelhanes. I'll be su… https://t.co/inqeVa1Olq

@stevewittich Agreed. Excited for more.

I hate that I waited this long to watch Atlanta.

RT @yandl: #BuiltToAHigherStandard https://t.co/Rm16N05RYm

Somehow I always trick myself into thinking I’ll only buy what I came for when I come to Target. If only I could us… https://t.co/Jn8j3rH1Rj